“Terry, what’s Greg’s favorite appetizer?”
*Greg and Terry are writing down their answers*
“Oh! That’s easy! It’s Potato Skins!”
*Terry reveals his answer to an annoyed Greg*
“No, it’s wasabi tuna in a radicchio sauce.”
*Terry looks at Greg in disbelief*
“Even I think that’s gay.”
"Well you see... They have tried numerous times to cast their Path to Exile, but there always seems to be a Counterspell or Negate available to respond and prolong his board state. Sure he may not have a true win con in place, but stalling is enough to force his opponents to rage uncontrollably."
"Are you telling me Biden plays a Blue deck? F*** me."
"Blue is kinda the Democrat's thing."
"Color pie wins again."
"Make America Goblin Again!"
"This implies that Republicans play Red and therefore play without thinking, which makes too much sense."
“Well, when you think about it, I mean, you know we rent our house, we lease our car, we live together. Don’t you think there’s a lack of commitment there somehow?”
“I got committed to a house.”
*Daisy is staring at Peach in shock after she gunned down a bunch of enemies*
“Where did you learn to do that?!”
“When you get kidnapped as much as me, you need to learn how to defend yourself.”
“Well excuse me for not being kidnapped every other day!”
“So what did you bring to fight Michael Jackson with?”
“A tennis racket from Mario Tennis.”
“Uhhhhhh yeah. Let’s go save our kids!”
*Daisy enters Michael Jackson’s Castle*
“Uhhhh what the heck are you doing?”
“Hey! Weren’t there supposed to be two of you?”
*Peach enters by crashing through a window before falling on top of Daisy*
“GET OFF OF ME, FATTY!”
"
