The out of context quotes thread

[Suguri]

I didn't really finish Lord of the Flies.

WHAT?

But don't worry! I've seen all the movies a bunch of times!

All WHAT movies?

You know: "my precious!"

Lord of the Flies is not the same thing as Lord of the Rings!!!

It isn't?

NO!!!

No wonder I flunked the test!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Is that bra Victoria’s Secret?”
“It isn’t a secret anymore.”
“You guys know I can still hear you, right?”

 

[rocketspruggs]

"I see London, I see France, I see payback occurring in your underpants."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I knew that I liked you the moment that I met you at the gym!”
“You do know that mimes don’t talk, right?”

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Baby is sitting in the kitchen sink*
“Not my bath time. What’s going on?”
“We’ll just see if we can wash those dirty words out of your mouth with a little soap.”
*Fran puts a bar of soap into Baby’s mouth*
“Mmmph mmmph mmmmph mph!”
*Fran pulls out the bar of soap*
“Now any dirty words left in there?”
*Baby spits out a bubble and it floats up into the air before popping*
Bubble: Smoo!
*Baby laughs*
*Cut to Robbie at the table*
“Good work, Mom. I’m sure we’ve all learned a valuable lesson.”
*Cut to Fran unamused at Robbie’s comments when Baby spits out another bubble that pops*
Bubble: Smoo!
*Baby laughs hysterically *

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Mario 7? Isn't that the one I already played? Oh well let's check it out..."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Elmo’s gonna Sue!”

 

[-Blue-]

Uh, Peggy, my steak seems kind of small. You're not pulling the new guidelines on me, are you?
No, I am not. I just didn't realize that Luanne would be with us tonight, so l had to re-portion.
I thought I was going out with Lucky, but he doesn't have the time to spend with me.
Huh. So I guess you had nowhere else to go?
*Starts crying.*
Hank!
What's she want? A piece off my plate? There's not a whole lot there.
*Crying and runs away.*

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

"Hey look at that useless empty space!"
"You mean that nook in the wall up there?"
"No! Between the architect's ears!"
"DHO HO HO HO HO HO!!!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Sock Puppet Micheal Jackson is on screen*
“My comeback shows have all sold out! This is going to be great! AAAACK!”
*Sock Puppet Micheal suddenly becomes stiff and his soul is seen leaving body and floating upwards*
“Uh oh! Boy this isn’t good….”
*Sock Puppet Elvis is seen in Heaven and Micheal appears next to him*
“Elvis Presley?!”
“Hey there, Jacko. Now what’s this I’ve been hearing you messing around with my daughter?”
“I didn’t mess around with your daughter! I’ve never messed around with anybody’s daughter!”
*Sock puppet Elvis breaks the fourth wall by staring at the viewer*
“I know. I know. Now get off my cloud!”
*Sock puppet Michael leaves*
“AND STAY AWAY FROM THE CHERUBS!”
*Elvis breaks the fourth wall again*
“I said cherubs!”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE?!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Gigantic stack of pancakes followed by syrup falls from the sky on top of a school in front of some kids and a teacher. The kids celebrate this incident*
“YAY! NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Y'know, studies show that owning a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun, that's why I have ten guns. In case some MANIAC tries to sneak in a ladder!"

Post automatically merged: Oct 1, 2024

*The spooky month boys reach the downstairs living room and pause as the background music stops, the camera then cuts to Skid's mother in the living room dressed in a Santa outfit with the fully decorated Christmas tree right next to her.*

"Kids it is November!"

*Skid and Pump then pause for a second and then look at each other.*

"ITSA SPOOKY FOR CHRISTMAS!!"

*Skid and Pump immediately begin spooky dancing as the background music begins to play again.*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I need to make puréed potato salad.”
“Wouldn’t that just be mashed potatoes?”
“Well yeah, only it has relish in it.”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Children fighting? I can sell this!"
*Lifts up a video camera.*

 

[rocketspruggs]

"I don't get it, Mel, how can you be so calm and cool? My stomach's full of vomiting butterflies!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Ms Applegate! Make him stop killing my boyfriend!”
“I would but [darn] if I don’t love a good kiddie fight!”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Hey all, Scott here aannd DAMN IT! I own Sonic Jam! It's a pretty rare game but I don't want to just be known as the guy who owned Sonic Jam when I'm dead!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“What are you doing here? It’s not the weekend or Thanksgiving!”
*(Spray Cindy in the face)*
“AHHH!! What the heck are you doing?! That’s not how it works! My eyes!”
*(Spray her again)*
“UGH! Stop that! What’s even in that?! It stings so bad my head is spinning! Just take the stupid doll! Leave me alone!”