"When you die, nobody is going to care about your great achievements or heroic deeds".
"Now, what they will care about is your internet browsing history".
"Now, what they will care about is your internet browsing history".
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"Kids, meet my stunt coordinator, chief mechanic, and all-around buddy, Phil Mygrave."
"People, didn't we all hear that name, Phil Mygrave? Isn't anybody gonna make a joke?"
"People, didn't we all hear that name, Phil Mygrave? Isn't anybody gonna make a joke?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Do you hear it? It’s a funny squeaking sound.”
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m gonna cry just like Daddy did when he found out about Black Daddy!
Chronos314_XD
Most Likely to Die First in a Horror Movie
*Anne begins approaching the FBI agent after knocking out all the others as the agent begins banging on the door behind him and pleading.*
"Agh! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me ou-"
*Anne hits the FBI agent in the head with the toy lightsaber and the agent falls to the floor unconscious.*
"Uh, it says pull, dude."
"Agh! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me ou-"
*Anne hits the FBI agent in the head with the toy lightsaber and the agent falls to the floor unconscious.*
"Uh, it says pull, dude."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You’ve earned another gold star!”
*Cool.*
“Well would you look at that? The playground is completely empty! You’ve gotten rid of all your classmates and collected six gold stars!”
*So now what?*
“Now I get to go home early!”
“Don’t I get a reward?*
“Oh right! Your reward! Here you go. It’s a special lunch pass. You can use it at any time you want to have lunch with me. It’s my way of protecting my rats for selling out their friends.”
*Thanks.*
“Whelp, there’s no one left to teach today soooooo I’m gonna take off.”
*What about me?*
“Look kid. Either I can earn a gold star or you can start walking home. Choice is yours.”
“I’ll walk home then.*
“Good. I’ll see you tomorrow. Toodles.”
*Ms Applegate walks off screen*
*Cool.*
“Well would you look at that? The playground is completely empty! You’ve gotten rid of all your classmates and collected six gold stars!”
*So now what?*
“Now I get to go home early!”
“Don’t I get a reward?*
“Oh right! Your reward! Here you go. It’s a special lunch pass. You can use it at any time you want to have lunch with me. It’s my way of protecting my rats for selling out their friends.”
*Thanks.*
“Whelp, there’s no one left to teach today soooooo I’m gonna take off.”
*What about me?*
“Look kid. Either I can earn a gold star or you can start walking home. Choice is yours.”
“I’ll walk home then.*
“Good. I’ll see you tomorrow. Toodles.”
*Ms Applegate walks off screen*
Chronos314_XD
Most Likely to Die First in a Horror Movie
*A man is seen standing on top of a high building with a crowd watching him from below.*
"NOOO!! DON'T JUMP!!"
*Turns on tripod camera.*
"Okay, now jump!
"
"NOOO!! DON'T JUMP!!"
*Turns on tripod camera.*
"Okay, now jump!
"
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“May I slap you with my spicy burrito?”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“Wizards don't believe in gods in the same way that most people don't find it necessary to believe in, say, tables. They know they're there, they know they're there for a purpose, they'd probably agree that they have a place in a well-organised universe, but they wouldn't see the point of believing, of going around saying "O great table, without whom we are as naught." Anyway, either the gods are there whether you believe in them or not, or exist only as a function of the belief, so either way you might as well ignore the whole business and, as it were, eat off your knees.”
Chronos314_XD
Most Likely to Die First in a Horror Movie
"I think i'm seeing double!"
*Shows a shot of all the 3DS deul released Pokémon games.*
"Nah you're not seeing double, you're just ****ed in the head!"
*Shows a shot of all the 3DS deul released Pokémon games.*
"Nah you're not seeing double, you're just ****ed in the head!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Quick! Tell a lie!”
“Uhhh what should I say? But be quick!”
“Say something crazy like ‘I’m wearing ladies underwear!’”
“I uh I’m wearing ladies underwear.”
*Nothing happens*
“Are you?”
“I most certainly am not!”
*Nose begins to grow*
“Looks like you most certainly am are!”
“Am not!”
*Nose continues to grow*
“What kind?”
“It’s a thong!”
“Uhhh what should I say? But be quick!”
“Say something crazy like ‘I’m wearing ladies underwear!’”
“I uh I’m wearing ladies underwear.”
*Nothing happens*
“Are you?”
“I most certainly am not!”
*Nose begins to grow*
“Looks like you most certainly am are!”
“Am not!”
*Nose continues to grow*
“What kind?”
“It’s a thong!”
"I'm sending you straight to the [NIGHT KINGDOM]."
"You don't understand, [NIGHT KINGDOM] is just a word. The reality is much, much worse."
*he presses a button on a TV remote as a TV slowly descends and turns on, and starts playing the song "I'm too [redacted]" while the TV screen itself shows Capitano dancing and shaking his butt*
"OH MY GAH, YOU'RE RIGHT! THE REALITY IS MUCH, MUCH WORSE!"
*Captain Miller immediately rushes for the exit and jumps out of the spaceship, dying in the vacuum of space*
"You don't understand, [NIGHT KINGDOM] is just a word. The reality is much, much worse."
*he presses a button on a TV remote as a TV slowly descends and turns on, and starts playing the song "I'm too [redacted]" while the TV screen itself shows Capitano dancing and shaking his butt*
"OH MY GAH, YOU'RE RIGHT! THE REALITY IS MUCH, MUCH WORSE!"
*Captain Miller immediately rushes for the exit and jumps out of the spaceship, dying in the vacuum of space*
VulpineVengeance
Revali's gale is now ready!
"I'm not feeling well."
"Make sure to get lots of rest and drink lots of gays."
"WHAT?!"
"AGUA! I meant AGUA"
"I'm locked out, in the garage" Sent 10:15 a.m
Read 1:45 p.m
"Make sure to get lots of rest and drink lots of gays."
"WHAT?!"
"AGUA! I meant AGUA"
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"I'm locked out, in the garage" Sent 10:15 a.m
Read 1:45 p.m
xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“We have to wait until our mind is clear for the path to open up and let us get to the Mountain of Tranquility.”
*Both Poseys stand around waiting as nothing happens*
“Screw it! Let’s just take my Miata.”
*Both Poseys stand around waiting as nothing happens*
“Screw it! Let’s just take my Miata.”
Chronos314_XD
Most Likely to Die First in a Horror Movie
"A straight white man."
*Laughs maniacally.*
*Laughs maniacally.*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I say we form a friendship circle so we can hug him and-“
“Or we can kick him in the face!”
“Butterbean! What’s wrong with you?”
“Ha ha ha! That just seems like the fastest way to get rid of him.”
“But you taught me that friendship and love are the best way to deal with problems.”
“Did I? That sounds ridiculous!”
“Or we can kick him in the face!”
“Butterbean! What’s wrong with you?”
“Ha ha ha! That just seems like the fastest way to get rid of him.”
“But you taught me that friendship and love are the best way to deal with problems.”
“Did I? That sounds ridiculous!”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Come. It’s time for you to meet your Other family.”
“Gasp! Other family?!”
*Lisa runs off excitedly*
“Already the talking cat isn’t the most interesting thing.”
“Gasp! Other family?!”
*Lisa runs off excitedly*
“Already the talking cat isn’t the most interesting thing.”
