“Velva’s a baby game. I’m gonna drain the car’s brakes now.”
*Later the Oblong family are in the car and it goes a long way before it stops and hits a pole*
“That’s strange. I just topped off the fluid.”
*Phone rings and Filbert picks it up angrily and a telephone split screen appears with the female Horse Judge on the other line*
“What?!”
“Hello!”
“STOP CALLING HERE!!!!!!”
“*Annoyed grunt* You’re mean!”
*Judge violently shoves her phone receiver into Filbert’s face and the split screen turns back to normal*
*Mr Bighead in drag with a mop on his head as hair*
(In a softer voice): “It’s me! Bev Bighead. I’m here to win the tournament.”
“I thought you were a redhead.”
(Angrily in normal voice): “I GOT MY HAIR DONE! (In softer voice again) Do you like it?”
*Woman opens the door to her bedroom and finds her nerdy boyfriend in bed with another woman*
“It’s not what it looks like!”
“I know. You were just role playing.”
"Oh, what? Are you saying I'm not a, "male man", is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male, I'm not a man? Is that, is that what you're getting at?"
"Are you crying?"
[Dipper tries to hold back his tears and runs off]
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Their powers combined to create new life?! It's magic that has surpassed all things in Nature! This is... This is nothing short of a miracle!!!"
"I get it already, so could you stop talking from inside my skirt?"
“I got you some flowers.”
*Kevin shows a bouquet to Weirdie who is immediately repulsed and shoves them away from her*
“EWWWW! I don’t want the reproductive organs of some plants! Why do people think cutting off the genitalia of a bunch of plants is so romantic?!”
