The out of context quotes thread

"ugh... well, that could've been our big run... but it turned into the runs." -poofesure
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ZeldaCrossing64 said:
"Oh dammit, it's all on Eddy." *chanting* "Come on, Eddy! Eddy, Spaghetti! Eddy, Spaghetti!" *Eddy messes up* "EDDY SPAGHETTI!!"
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i can literally hear him yelling his name in my head omg
 
"When "Lord of the Rings" author, J.R.R. Tolkien, passed on, many thought Middle Earth had come to an end. But recently, researchers found a half-finished manuscript, a sequel to "Lord of the Rings". When, on direct orders from Tolkien's will, his 6-year old grandson, J.R.R. Tolkien Jr., Jr., finished the novel, and the movie was made, fans hoped Middle Earth would rise again! Now here, we present a never before seen sneak peek of "Lord of the Rings: The Final Journey."

"Aw, Merry, I miss Mr. Frodo already."

"Me too, Pippin. Frodo was a dear, dear friend. I like to eat poop. Hey, look, it's Gandalf!"

"Merry, Pippin, we are not safe! A dark menace rises to the east! Duckies go "Quack!" Cows go "Mooooooo!"

"I want ice cream!"

"Verily, will you hobbits join in my quest?"

"Yes, Mr. Gandalf!"

"What about you, Hannah Montana?"

"I like macaroni and cheese!"

"I want poop!"

"These F-16s will take us as far as the Erendor river, then we'll have to find the bridge of Larakaei."

"Quickly, everyone! Make jet noises with your mouth!"

"Moooooooooo!"

"The three-headed peanut butter and jelly monster is too powerful! And I like to eat poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop..."

"I don't want to do my homework!"

"Let's all sing "The Muffin Man"!"

"YOU SHALL NOT... poop, poop, poop, poop, poop..."

...

"I'm sorry; what the ****?!?"
 
"Welp, it looks like he's dead. Sonic is dead."

"AHAHAHA, YUS, FINALLY, that blue MENACE is out of my way forever! Now, I have to admit that I'm a bit sad that it wasn't from my own doing. He really did like those chili dogs too much. BUT NOW, NOW I CAN ACHIEVE MY TRUE GOAL, SELLING HOTDOGS ALL OVER THE WORLD!"

"Uh, Dr. Eggman, I thought your true goal was world domination?"

"Yes! World domination... through hotdogs."

🤔
 
"How nuts this ending would have been if the last image was ramen guy opening his eyes showing his mangekyo sharingan."

I just. :ROFLMAO:
 
"I don't like sports. I always get hit with basketballs and eggs."
"...Eggs? I hope they aren't duck eggs, because each shattered egg is a duckling lost."
"No. Supermarket eggs."
"RIP the chickens"
"They are not real eggs from chickens. They are just supermarket eggs!"
"Supermarket eggs come from DUCKS. HA HA!"
"No! They are just normal supermarket eggs with yellow and white cream!"
"They come from ducks!"
"No, check your facts! They come from the supermarket!"
"Eggs...?"
"Yes, they often use eggs instead of basketballs."
"Wouldn't the eggs break when it hits the pavement?"
"But they hit my head."
 
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Pierre: "ugly french guy"
Me: *laughing*
Pierre: "ugly french guy"
Me: *wheezing*
Pierre: "ugly french guy"
Me: "Pierre, stop! Say something else!"
Pierre: "Okay, got it... damn im ugly"
Me: *laughing hysterically*

I love Tomodachi Life 😂
 
"I'm ready for the Dallas Cowchickens to get Shrekasitted by the Tampa Bay Bucs in football."

"I want Tom Brady to absolutely destroy our team."

"and then T-pose at the end of the game to assert his dominance."
 
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