The out of context quotes thread

[ZeldaCrossing64]

(sinisterly) "Call the axe."
"I'll call the axe once you call the dentist."

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"I got **** stains in my pants and an answering machine message that says 'sorry I can't talk right now, I'm playing Ghostbusters 2 on NES!'"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Dump. Dump! Dump Succubus, pick up Jesus. Oh, my smile..."
"I'm sorry, neither..."
"NOOO, I'M AN IDIOT!! YOU'RE A ******* DUMB ****!!"

 

[Midoriya]

"The only thing we have to fear, is FEAR ITSELF!"

"Ooo, and rabid dogs!"

"Oh, alright... and rabid dogs...."

"And vampires!"

"I already told you, there is no such thing as vampires!"

"And aliens from the movie Aliens!"

"What the heck are you talking about?"

"And terminators from the movie Terminator II!"

"Does that even exist yet?"

*several hours later*

"Alright, so the ONLY things we have to fear, is rabid dogs, monkeys, lions, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, terminators, aliens, predators, dolls named Chucky... AND FEAR ITSELF."

*everyone nods in agreement*

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"It's Branimaniacs! Nutritionally it lacks! But this cereal attacks, all of your digestive tracks! It's Brani-maney..."
"My stomach's in pain-y."
"Branimaniaaacs!"
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"Who's fault? Who's fault? The San Andreas' fault! 'Cause Mr. Richter can't predict 'er kicking our asphalt."

 

[-Mars-]

"Maybe it is like room service ya?"
[firm voice] "Open up or your dead!"
"I don't think that's room service..."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Nick's not waving at Cameron anymore, he's dead." -my history teacher

 

[-Mars-]

"Where's security?"
"We are security, mate" *cracks knuckles*
"I think I'm going to head out now..."
"You won't be going anywhere"

 

[MiraForceOne]

What you're seeing is very normal for a Cessna. That's its ability to recreate what it's like to be inside a tornado - GrayStillPlays

 

[Midoriya]

"Remember, you do the thing that work for you, not the thing that no work for you!"

"Wow, thanks math professor! That's the best advice I've ever been given." : O

"You welcome! Now watch as I ride this Godzilla-themed motorcycle with my shades and biker helmet on into the sunset."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Quoth the raven:"
"Eat my shorts."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I'd be a great model! What does Christie Brinkley have that I don't have?"
"Billy Joel."

 

[dude98]

"I'm not a pretty girl"
"What in Hades is going on here Japanese language!?"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Not today Satan! Not today.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“It’s okay everyone! You can come out now. It’s only Death.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

-"Eat your stupid eyebrows!"

-"You stupid sensor bar, just STAAAY!!"

-"Matt, you're master Matt!"

-"The crab is raving next to me."

-"I’m gonna eat your fricking ice cream."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes
Except for that one time she didn’t come back!”

 

[MiraForceOne]

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you! Get your ass off my bus!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR!!!!

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Right, you guys heard me. You guys even heard what I was doing: Right-side, splitter, slow. What does- What does ****ing Alfonso do? He doesn't ****ing know, he's speaking goddamn Spanish!! ****ING LEFT IN SPANISH, YOU DUMB ****!! **** YOUUU!! Now we're tied 4-4. We went from being one out away, from just the ending, to TIHIHIHIE! TO TIIIIIIE!" *proceeds to destroy the Wii Remote and scream in frustration*