The out of context quotes thread

-"Guess what that is? Mercy Ruuule!" *laughs like a maniac*

-"WHYYYYYY?! My own turtle shell betrayed me!"

-"Did I just get dunked on?"

-"Matt, you're a disappointment to my family."

-"Thank you! Thank you for being dumb!"
 
“I’ve leveled up. Come into my own! No more clumsy, klutzy Marcy can you believe it?”

“Oh. mygosh. Who are these CUTIES? Are they your surrogate frog family? Did they adopt you and take you in? OH, I love the found family trope!”

“This is just like the hero from my favorite game, Vagabondia Chronicles! (Insert Zelda style video game poster & “arcade” music) THE greatest JRPG of all time. Haveyouplayeditdoyouwannaplayitdoyouwannaborrowit? Just say the word and I’ll lend you my copy. Man it’ll change your LIVES!”

Hop Pop: Uhh, you’re on fire again.
“OH COME ON! There wasn’t even any fire this time!”

“First day in Wartwood! First day in Wartwood! First day in Wartwooood!”

“Looks like this temple is TOAST!”

“I did it for us… But look at how much you’ve grown! Look at Sprig I GAVE you this, I gave you everything! (Anne and Sasha let go of her hands in disbelief) I just… didn’t want to be alone.”

“(All of Marcy Theme Song Takeover)”

“You know, I bet I can fit in your POCKET!”

“Oh. Too much? boundaries, Marcy…”

“The real Anne and Sasha don’t want what I want, and it hurts. But forcing them to follow my dreams is wrong.”

“This is the coolest anime thing that’s ever happened to me!”

All of these are Marcy Wu quotes… its easy to see how you can fall in love with a character like her.
 
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE JESUS CALLED ME A DIIIIIIIICK!"
"Are these your kids!?"
"Let's be f****ing polite to everyone we meet!"
"If you don't like what we say! Try living here a couple days!"
 
"And so? What did you learn from fighting him in your nightmares?"

*rough voice* "I learned a lot, man. I learned not to give up on your friends. Not to give anything to your enemies. What's real... what's fake... and OH GOSH, WTF IS THAT THING OVER THERE?!?"

"OOOOOOOOOGLY BOOOGLY BOOOGLY BOOOGLY BOOGLY! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLY BOOOGLY BOOGLY BOOGLY BOOGLY!"

"Oh, don't mind him. He's just one of the city's failed experiments. We try to not let him get too close to civilians. Back! Back I say, you foul beast!"
 
“Say you’re a chairperson of a corporation that grows delicious wholesome organic apples. Now you need to prove that person are innocent of murder. How would you do it?”
“Are the apples free range or grown in captivity?”
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“Wait. You can remove your feet?”
“Wait you can’t remove your feet?”
 
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Uh, think! What would Gary do?
The better question is, Little Cato, what would you do? You've made some mistakes, but you've also made a lot of good calls.
But what if I screw this up, too?
We all die. But at least you failed being you. And that's a victory right there.
(Proceeds to exit spaceship)Just where do you think you're going?
I'm gonna kill a Titan.
 
*Sees broken sunglasses randomly laying on the grass*
"Oh. My. God! It's just what I've always dreamed of having, this will take my swag to a whole new level!'
"Heyyy Bro check out my new sunglasses" :cool::cool::cool:
*Aggressively approaches him*
*Backs away*
*Rips his sunglasses off his face and angrily throws them over the fence*
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Thank me later, those sunglasses were cringe and you were gonna embarrass yourself in public wearing those"
*Sniff sniff*
"Listen, I am not gonna let my little brother wear fricking upside down rainbow unicorn sunglasses okay?!?"
"This is why I can never have cool things!" *sobs*
 
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