The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Homer jumps onto Nun’s back*
“Fly now!”
“I can’t fly!”
“Too much junk in the trunk?”
“Yes.”

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Why do all your plans end with the apocalypse?”
“Shut up and let me concentrate so that I can cast the spell!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?”

 

[Midoriya]

"You may try, and fail.... and though you may try and fail many times, Burger King will always have your back."

"SHHHHH, Zuko. Tell Iroh to shut up, I'm trying to meditate here!"

"Now, where was I. Ah yes, Burger King, the source of all yin and yang in this world. Premium patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato, and you cannot forget the onions. All on our 4 for $4 menu."

"UNCLEEEEEE, SHUT UP! Aang is trying to meditate!!"

 

[Midoriya]

*everyone on Team Sonic arrives at the Shadow the Hedgehog stage where the animals are imprisoned*

"Hey, Sonic. Do you hear something?"

*all of a sudden the music changes*

"OH YEAH, RUDY GIULANI'S COMING, GOTTA GET THIS PARTY THUMPIN', OH YEAH, RUDY GIULANI'S COMING, GOTTA GET THIS PARTY THUMPIN'"

"UH, SONIC, I think the song for this stage is telling us to get out of here!"

"What? That's ridiculous. Let me listen to it."

"RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RUDY!" *music changes to an intense beat as a fierce roar can be heard in the distance*

"AHHHHH, I think you're right, Tails! Let's get out of here!"

*Team Sonic leaves and the animals hear the song now too*

"Wait what? THE Rudy Giulani is coming here?!? Let's make a break for it, bois!"

*All of the animals somehow break free and run for their lives as well*

 

[rocketspruggs]

"What's the problem, officers? Did you catch my face going 90 smiles per hour?"

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Third, most important, reason. Never, ever, ever listen to reason. Gunther, what are you doing?"

"Quiet, Kick, I'm listening to reason."

 

[Shawna]

"What happens if you turn your children into doves?"
- recommended Google questions be like

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I am the only true evil on this island and soon it will be mine! *Evil laugh*”
“Yeah. I’m done with ‘evil’ for now.”
*Chef grabs a laughing Max who then stops laughing*
“Inconceivable.”
*Cut to Max in the cannon with marshmallows stuffed in his mouth and Scarlett who pleads to not be sent flying*
“No! Please! Don’t send me away with him! Anyone but”
*Chris pushes the button and sends both Scarlett and Max flying into the distance*
“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“You’re a bad influence! I should crush you like garlic and put you in my spaghetti!“

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

“The secret of existence is to disdain earthly ties, shun the chimera of material worth, and seek oneness with the Infinite.”
"Oh, I've seen the Infinite. It's nothing special."

 

[QueenCobra]

“It’s not a trip to Costco if I haven’t spent $400!” (a guy I overheard at Costco)

 

[Chronos314_XD]

“It’s not a trip to Costco if I haven’t spent $400!” (a guy I overheard at Costco)

He ain't wrong though.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"he's not even a full R2D2, he's R1D1"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Are we seriously buying toilet paper from the same place we get tires?”

 

[Midoriya]

"Coming this Summer..."

*all of a sudden that one announcer background voice that sounds like it's everywhere goes off*

"The revolution will now be televised. You can find it on your local, family-friendly ABC channel or informational, family-friendly PBS channel...!"

*all of a sudden snipped images of intense action scenes and exploding cars are pieced back-to-back*

*then it cuts to Ugandan Knuckles going crazy on screen*

"WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING? WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING MY DOCUMENTARY?!?"

*a deep movie announcer voice plays*

"UGANDAN KNUCKLES PART 5: KNUCKLE UP. COMING TO THEATERS.... NEVER."

 

[QueenCobra]

“How old do you think that tortoise is?”
“Seventeen!”
(overheard at the zoo)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Destroy everyone named Gerald.”
“Is that Gerald with a G or a J?”
“Eh let’s say both. Wait a minute! My name is Gerald!”
*Laser comes firing down from the sky and disintegrates Gerald*

 

[Yoshi155]

You know ****’s bad when Sonic the Hedgehog has you contemplating your life choices at 11:00 p.m. on a Saturday.