^a conversation between me (CureNightshade) and a Dandy's World fan who likes Toodles on the Dandy's World Wiki. I took the picture in a position that leaves the context out of frame, so it counts!
.*Sound of a whistle off screen getting louder and more shrill and sounding faster and faster by the second causes an old woman to appear onscreen *
“Dear god! What is that noise?! Dear god please make it stop!”
“Now it woke up my mother!”
“Well it wouldn’t wake her up if SHE WASN’T LIVING WITH US!”
“She’s not living with us! She’s staying with us until she dies!”
You don’t know that. No, no, no, don’t look it up. Look at me straight in the face and tell me with 100% certainty that you know the names of all the Pokemon enough to know that there isn’t one called Wisdurm. You know how many of those mother****ers there are at the time of this recording? 898 of them. And you’re telling me that the Psychic/Bug type Pokemon Wisdurm, whose name is a portmanteau of the words “wisdom” and “worm” doesn’t exist?
I don’t know… what number is it? From what generation?
Gen IV, number 413.
Oh, damn, I guess you’re right then.
No I’m not. I made that **** up.
What?
Wisdurm isn’t a Pokemon, are you kidding me?
You said it was!
I never said it was. I said you don’t know it WASN’T.
I don’t get it. Is this a diss on Pokemon or Mario & Luigi?
“Oh I hate my voice….”
*A woman’s voice is heard*
“I like your voice!”
*Flapjack looks up to see a strong burly looking man*
“What was that, friend?”
*Man speaking in a woman’s voice*
“I. Like. Your voice!”
*Later on*
“I’m not a man. *Scoffs* Darn thing is always falling off.”
*Woman reaches down into her shirt and pulls out her hair and puts it on her head*
“Come on, Cindy! It’s time to go home.”
*Little girl speaks with a man’s voice*
“Okay, Mom. Come along, Baxter!”
*A bulldog meows and follows Cindy. Cut to a shocked Flapjack*
A boy has the right to dream.
There are endless possibilities stretched out before him.
What awaits him down the path, he will then have to choose. The boy doesn't always know.
At some point, the boy becomes an adult and learns what he was able to become. Joy and sadness forever will accompany this.
He is confronted with a choice. When this happens, does he bid his past farewell in his heart?
Once a boy becomes an adult, he can no longer go back to being a boy. The boy is now a man.
Only one thing can be said: a boy has the right to dream, for those endless possibilities stretched out before him.
We must remember: All men were once boys.
“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“Have you seen a dog with a bear in a Sonny Bono costume?”
“Ha ha ha! No. Nothing like that. Just a dog with a bear in a present day Anthony Kiedis costume.”
*Cut to picture of current day Anthony Kiedis with the caption ‘Must be hard to age as a rocker.’*
“You'll have to get through Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands first!”
“You call those fist names? Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O’Connor!”
“Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.”
*Phil Hartman dressed as a scientist and speaking in a dull monotone with another man next to him*
“Ladies, this Bob Schumann. He did the lighting for Focus on Beauty. Bob, is there any alcohol in this?”
*Sprays Lori Davis’ hairspray into Bob’s mouth. He then becomes very disappointed and angry*
“No! None!”
“Thanks, Bob. Sorry to get you all excited.”
“BAH!”
*Bob storms off angrily*
