The out of context quotes thread

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^a conversation between me (CureNightshade) and a Dandy's World fan who likes Toodles on the Dandy's World Wiki. I took the picture in a position that leaves the context out of frame, so it counts!
 
.*Sound of a whistle off screen getting louder and more shrill and sounding faster and faster by the second causes an old woman to appear onscreen *
“Dear god! What is that noise?! Dear god please make it stop!”
“Now it woke up my mother!”
“Well it wouldn’t wake her up if SHE WASN’T LIVING WITH US!”
“She’s not living with us! She’s staying with us until she dies!”
 
Wisdurm? Like, the Pokemon?

There isn’t a Pokemon called Wisdurm.

You don’t know that. No, no, no, don’t look it up. Look at me straight in the face and tell me with 100% certainty that you know the names of all the Pokemon enough to know that there isn’t one called Wisdurm. You know how many of those mother****ers there are at the time of this recording? 898 of them. And you’re telling me that the Psychic/Bug type Pokemon Wisdurm, whose name is a portmanteau of the words “wisdom” and “worm” doesn’t exist?

I don’t know… what number is it? From what generation?

Gen IV, number 413.

Oh, damn, I guess you’re right then.

No I’m not. I made that **** up.

What?

Wisdurm isn’t a Pokemon, are you kidding me?

You said it was!

I never said it was. I said you don’t know it WASN’T.

I don’t get it. Is this a diss on Pokemon or Mario & Luigi?

It can be both.
 
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