rocketspruggs
𝕴 𝖘𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊.
"I'm going to pour caramel on my clothes, and then I can finally eat my shorts!"
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"What would have happened if-"
"IF YOU HAD NOT SAVED HIM?"
"Yes..."
"THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN."
"...Then what would have happened?!"
"A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD."
“All right I'm not stupid. You're saying... humans need fantasies to make life bearable?"
"NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE."
"With Tooth fairies... Easter bunnies... Halloween ghosts and ghouls. Hogfathers..."
"YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES."
"So that one day we can believe the big ones."
"YES! JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING."
"They're not the same at all!"
"YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET...
AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED."
"But people have got to believe that, or what's the point?!"
"MY POINT EXACTLY. YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE, HOW ELSE CAN YOU MAKE THEM BECOME?”
"IF YOU HAD NOT SAVED HIM?"
"Yes..."
"THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN."
"...Then what would have happened?!"
"A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD."
“All right I'm not stupid. You're saying... humans need fantasies to make life bearable?"
"NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE."
"With Tooth fairies... Easter bunnies... Halloween ghosts and ghouls. Hogfathers..."
"YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES."
"So that one day we can believe the big ones."
"YES! JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING."
"They're not the same at all!"
"YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET...
AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED."
"But people have got to believe that, or what's the point?!"
"MY POINT EXACTLY. YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE, HOW ELSE CAN YOU MAKE THEM BECOME?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Monster baby spits out a video camera and Ickus laughs nervously as the Gromble glares at him angrily*
“Uh heh heh. How did that get in there?”
“Uh heh heh. How did that get in there?”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Caron attacks Ken with a knife. Dialogue is in English subtitles *
“Caron! What are you doing?! This isn’t Knife Fighting Friday!”
“Caron! What are you doing?! This isn’t Knife Fighting Friday!”
QueenCobra
big boy season
“Last night I gave Brock a tomato…and I’m serious!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“If you have kids that are prone to getting hurt, you keep some bandages on hand. If you have death prone kids, you have some clones.”
QueenCobra
big boy season
"And I was like 'Oh my God... Time and place.' And you did it at my birthday dinner!"
rocketspruggs
𝕴 𝖘𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊.
"I can't believe it worked! What do I do now, e-mail her?"
"No, no, no, you practice. The more girls you talk to, the better you get at it."
"Grunkle Stan, these tips are priceless."
"And that's just the tip of the advice-berg."
"No, no, no, you practice. The more girls you talk to, the better you get at it."
"Grunkle Stan, these tips are priceless."
"And that's just the tip of the advice-berg."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“My eyes widen seeing James’ underpants before taking it. ‘I will cherish this forever’ I say holding it close to my heart.”
VernalLapin
pfp by Yanrima~! currently v busy! b back soon <3
“315 Million years ago, the Earth looked like Yoshi. Eating a chicken nugget. That’s why the places that we today call New Mexico and Colorado are soften referred to as ‘Ancient Yoshi Nugget Land’. By me.”
QueenCobra
big boy season
“What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his WALLET!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Butterbear pulls out a shotgun and aims it at Dr Seth Brundle*
“Is that half a shotgun and half another shotgun?”
*Butterbear pulls the trigger and kills Dr Brundle*
“That’s stupid. It’s just a whole shotgun.”
“Is that half a shotgun and half another shotgun?”
*Butterbear pulls the trigger and kills Dr Brundle*
“That’s stupid. It’s just a whole shotgun.”
lasagne_of_death
Don't got a wish-list, I got a hit-list 📃🎄
"Is Napoleon more sigma than Snowball, or is he an alpha?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Options to kill the Old Man from Legend of Zelda is on screen. The Old Woman option is selected and she walks on screen from the top of the screen*
“It’s time for us to make sweet love!”
“Okay. Now this is just too cruel!”
“Gimme some sugar, baby!”
*Old Man runs off screen with his arms in the air*
“AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*Old Woman runs off screen after him and then tiny love hearts are seen floating upwards from the lower right corner of the screen*
“It’s time for us to make sweet love!”
“Okay. Now this is just too cruel!”
“Gimme some sugar, baby!”
*Old Man runs off screen with his arms in the air*
“AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
*Old Woman runs off screen after him and then tiny love hearts are seen floating upwards from the lower right corner of the screen*
QueenCobra
big boy season
“You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!“
QueenCobra
big boy season
“WOO! Did I hear that punk right there say anything about the Four Horsemen? The greatest group of men to ever grace God's green earth? I didn't hear that. Because as far as I'm concerned, it looks like the Horsemen were here, they took a dump in the ring and they left that!
I had the privilege to be on the road, up and down, late nights, parties, kissing the girls and making them cry with the Horsemen. You guys as far as I'm concerned are no Horsemen. That is disrespectful to me and this wrestling business."
I had the privilege to be on the road, up and down, late nights, parties, kissing the girls and making them cry with the Horsemen. You guys as far as I'm concerned are no Horsemen. That is disrespectful to me and this wrestling business."
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QueenCobra
big boy season
“Hey, man, calm down.”
“HE’S FAT! I’ll make him bleed.”
“HE’S FAT! I’ll make him bleed.”
ZeldaCrossing64
It's Christmas time in Hell
"I am dying, Max! You just don't care because you're selfish, and you only ever care about yourself! That's what selfish means!"
