rocketspruggs
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"I'm going to pour caramel on my clothes, and then I can finally eat my shorts!"
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The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"What would have happened if-"
"IF YOU HAD NOT SAVED HIM?"
"Yes..."
"THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN."
"...Then what would have happened?!"
"A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD."
“All right I'm not stupid. You're saying... humans need fantasies to make life bearable?"
"NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE."
"With Tooth fairies... Easter bunnies... Halloween ghosts and ghouls. Hogfathers..."
"YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES."
"So that one day we can believe the big ones."
"YES! JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING."
"They're not the same at all!"
"YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET...
AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED."
"But people have got to believe that, or what's the point?!"
"MY POINT EXACTLY. YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE, HOW ELSE CAN YOU MAKE THEM BECOME?”
"IF YOU HAD NOT SAVED HIM?"
"Yes..."
"THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN."
"...Then what would have happened?!"
"A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD."
“All right I'm not stupid. You're saying... humans need fantasies to make life bearable?"
"NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE."
"With Tooth fairies... Easter bunnies... Halloween ghosts and ghouls. Hogfathers..."
"YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES."
"So that one day we can believe the big ones."
"YES! JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING."
"They're not the same at all!"
"YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET...
AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED."
"But people have got to believe that, or what's the point?!"
"MY POINT EXACTLY. YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE, HOW ELSE CAN YOU MAKE THEM BECOME?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Monster baby spits out a video camera and Ickus laughs nervously as the Gromble glares at him angrily*
“Uh heh heh. How did that get in there?”
“Uh heh heh. How did that get in there?”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Caron attacks Ken with a knife. Dialogue is in English subtitles *
“Caron! What are you doing?! This isn’t Knife Fighting Friday!”
“Caron! What are you doing?! This isn’t Knife Fighting Friday!”
QueenCobra
asleep for so long and terribly thirsty
“Last night I gave Brock a tomato…and I’m serious!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“If you have kids that are prone to getting hurt, you keep some bandages on hand. If you have death prone kids, you have some clones.”
QueenCobra
asleep for so long and terribly thirsty
"And I was like 'Oh my God... Time and place.' And you did it at my birthday dinner!"
rocketspruggs
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"I can't believe it worked! What do I do now, e-mail her?"
"No, no, no, you practice. The more girls you talk to, the better you get at it."
"Grunkle Stan, these tips are priceless."
"And that's just the tip of the advice-berg."
"No, no, no, you practice. The more girls you talk to, the better you get at it."
"Grunkle Stan, these tips are priceless."
"And that's just the tip of the advice-berg."
