QueenCobra
big boy season
“Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?“
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“Down there are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any inequity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no.”
ZeldaCrossing64
It's Christmas time in Hell
"So, what sort of poor excuse for a root beer do you got on tap?"
"Don't serve your kind here."
"Your kind? Your kind? Care to be more specific, sir? I'm calling you out!"
"Kids."
"Oh. Well, that's totally understandable."
"Don't serve your kind here."
"Your kind? Your kind? Care to be more specific, sir? I'm calling you out!"
"Kids."
"Oh. Well, that's totally understandable."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’ve killed the boss, you think they won’t fire me for that?”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“You see, the only thing the good people are good at is overthrowing the bad people. And you're good at that, I'll grant you. But the trouble is it's the only thing you're good at. One day it's the ringing of the bells and the casting down of the evil tyrant, and the next it's everyone sitting around complaining that ever since the tyrant was overthrown no one's been taking out the trash. Because the bad people know how to plan. It's part of the specification, you might say. Every evil tyrant has a plan to rule the world. The good people don't seem to have the knack.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I thought it was a different time back then. It was the 80s.”
“It was the 1980s? Who makes 50s rock n roll music in the 80s?”
“Ummm Billy Joel, ever head of him?”
“It was the 1980s? Who makes 50s rock n roll music in the 80s?”
“Ummm Billy Joel, ever head of him?”
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lasagne_of_death
Don't got a wish-list, I got a hit-list 📃🎄
"So can I go on a mission to get that hair? Please please please? I'LL GIVE YOU MY BLOOD!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m getting concerned over the fact that I keep blacking out for long periods of time and there’s a hole in the back of my head!”
“Oh it’s nothing to worry about.”
*Frylock looks at the hole on the back of Shake’s cup and part of his brain is exposed. Frylock is slightly disgusted by what he sees*
“Looks like it’s getting a bit infected. Anyway it’s so small, you don’t even notice it. It’s cute. It’s like a dimple just like Shirley Temple has.”
“Yeah? Well I don’t remember Mr Bojangles holding the back of Shirley’s head to keep her brain from falling out while they tap danced together!”
“Oh it’s nothing to worry about.”
*Frylock looks at the hole on the back of Shake’s cup and part of his brain is exposed. Frylock is slightly disgusted by what he sees*
“Looks like it’s getting a bit infected. Anyway it’s so small, you don’t even notice it. It’s cute. It’s like a dimple just like Shirley Temple has.”
“Yeah? Well I don’t remember Mr Bojangles holding the back of Shirley’s head to keep her brain from falling out while they tap danced together!”
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QueenCobra
big boy season
“Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Making fun of poor little Joe Dirt?”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
Death strips away many things, especially when it arrives at a temperature hot enough to vaporize iron.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m the kind of girl
Who likes to think
That a brand new car
Is better than a coat of mink!”
“Of course it is! The resell value is better and PETA isn’t trying to dump red paint all over you.”
Who likes to think
That a brand new car
Is better than a coat of mink!”
“Of course it is! The resell value is better and PETA isn’t trying to dump red paint all over you.”
lasagne_of_death
Don't got a wish-list, I got a hit-list 📃🎄
"Today, I learned that morality is relative!"
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.”
Midoriya
Go beyond! Plus ultra!
*Group of office guys sitting in a room with a TV*
"Gentlemen, I call you all here today to talk... about a NEW NEW Avatar: The Last Airbender reboot.... and this time, we need to make it so bad that literally no one will watch it."
*Everyone groans*
"So, without further ado, here's the preview my team and I put together..." *he turns on the TV*
"EARTH, WIND, FIRE, WATER... a long time ago, the four nations lived in peace. Then, everything changed when the Fire nation attacked. Only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I found the new avatar.... or so we think. We're uh, not really sure. He was covered in ragweed and did not smell particularly good at all. But I believe, Adungboi can save the world..."
*ATLA theme plays and then it cuts to voice of Adungboi*
"On my journeys I met many a good friend. When I came to in the water tribe, I was rescued from the ragweeds by my good friends Socks and Cataracts. Then I visited the Earth nation and befriended Tofu. As a matter of fact, they did not like tofu. It's just their name. Then I went to the Fire nation last for the conclusion of my journey, and befriended my previous rival known as Zuckerberg. And together, we defeated Fire Lord Ozzy Osbourne. It was truly a great time."
*TV turns off*
"So, what do you guys think?"
*Everyone in the room looks at each other before screaming in joy and high-fiving each other*
*Unfortunately, little did they know that when "Adungboi: The Last Airbender" hit the box office, its earnings had skyrocketed because so many people went to see it because of how nonsensical it was. And so, instead of burying the series like they intended to, they instead inadvertently brought back a weird revival. Very weird. In fact to this day I'm not even sure what they were thinking. Ouch, who hit me with that? Oh, it was just Socks's boomerang. Sigh*
"Gentlemen, I call you all here today to talk... about a NEW NEW Avatar: The Last Airbender reboot.... and this time, we need to make it so bad that literally no one will watch it."
*Everyone groans*
"So, without further ado, here's the preview my team and I put together..." *he turns on the TV*
"EARTH, WIND, FIRE, WATER... a long time ago, the four nations lived in peace. Then, everything changed when the Fire nation attacked. Only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I found the new avatar.... or so we think. We're uh, not really sure. He was covered in ragweed and did not smell particularly good at all. But I believe, Adungboi can save the world..."
*ATLA theme plays and then it cuts to voice of Adungboi*
"On my journeys I met many a good friend. When I came to in the water tribe, I was rescued from the ragweeds by my good friends Socks and Cataracts. Then I visited the Earth nation and befriended Tofu. As a matter of fact, they did not like tofu. It's just their name. Then I went to the Fire nation last for the conclusion of my journey, and befriended my previous rival known as Zuckerberg. And together, we defeated Fire Lord Ozzy Osbourne. It was truly a great time."
*TV turns off*
"So, what do you guys think?"
*Everyone in the room looks at each other before screaming in joy and high-fiving each other*
*Unfortunately, little did they know that when "Adungboi: The Last Airbender" hit the box office, its earnings had skyrocketed because so many people went to see it because of how nonsensical it was. And so, instead of burying the series like they intended to, they instead inadvertently brought back a weird revival. Very weird. In fact to this day I'm not even sure what they were thinking. Ouch, who hit me with that? Oh, it was just Socks's boomerang. Sigh*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Who Man steps outside his door to put out a milk bottle when he notices the baby basket on the doorstep and he shouts excitedly to his off screen wife*
“Hey, Honey! Our baby’s here!”
*Who Man bends down and takes a closer look at the baby*
“He looks just like your boss….”
“Hey, Honey! Our baby’s here!”
*Who Man bends down and takes a closer look at the baby*
“He looks just like your boss….”
QueenCobra
big boy season
“Whale ho!”
“Did somebody just call me a whale?!”
“Yeah, and a ho!”
“Did somebody just call me a whale?!”
“Yeah, and a ho!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Dying people don’t want shoes! They want morphine!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus is really b***** and catty about people’s footwear when they get to the Pearly Gates. ‘I died for your sins but those pumps are unforgivable!’”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“If they asked me, I could have told them they ain’t getting any money! Ain’t no one ever give us anything! Woooooooo-oooooooo!”
