The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Tiffany opens a closet with an older couple dead stuffed inside*
“Oh! Excuse me!”
*Tiffany shuts the door*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Everything’s all mixy matchy!”
“Mixy matchy?”

 

[lasagne_of_death]

"Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for the mailman."

"Oh what? Are you saying I'm not a 'male man?' Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male? I'm not a man? Is that- is that what you're getting at?"

"Are you crying??"