"Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not, there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho.' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats people up while he plays it!"
*Calista Flockhart vomits into a small waste basket and then sets it down*
“I don’t have a problem! I just want to be able to wear Barbie clothes and sleep in an envelope!”
“So how did you get so thin?”
“Well Tom, I died six months ago and I’m finally at the weight I’ve always wanted to be! It’s luxurious.”
“Superb. Now let’s look at this footage of Lara Flynn Boyle.”
*Cartoon skeleton in a skirt dancing plays on screen*
“It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.”
So last year was my last Halloween and I didn't even know it. I wish I could go back in time and tell myself to enjoy it more. And also, not to go into this fort.
I wish I could go back ten seconds ago before I ate cardboard. Uh-oh, I'm doing it again.
“I'm Tonka Jahari but I would never order a whole pizza for myself. I mean I'll take it, but... I mean, I- you guys have to believe me I would never order a whole pizza just for myself. It's like, totally not mine but I am Tonka Jahari.”
“There’s a lesson to be learned here. Sometimes life isn’t fair, kiddo.”
*Rose rips her teddy bear out of Daisy’s hands suddenly and shoves her out the door before slamming it shut*
