*gesturing at man with a hook prosthetic* "I wonder if that guy ever wiped his [bum] with the wrong hand?"
Hook guy: "Yes."
Crowd: "bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum."
“Run! Run as fast as you can! Can’t catch me! I’m the Gingerbread-!”
*Gingerbread Man runs right into a closed window and the Old Woman who made him is looking sternly at him*
“And just where do you think you’re going?”
“What happened then? Well in that world they say Shao Kahn’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
*Grinch X-ray shows Shao Kahn’s growing bigger until it explodes and he falls off the mountain dead*
“Fatality!”
*Man explains EV training through a montage song and Rusty is uninterested*
“Wow. None of that sounds fun.”
“Uh yeah. Pokémon isn’t about fun. It’s all about math and winning. It’s a job you don’t get paid for.”
“A job you don’t get paid for? HEY! THAT’S JUST SCHOOL! I DIDN’T BECOME A TRAINER TO LEARN MY FARFETCH’D MULTIPLICATION TABLE!!!!!!”
On nights such as this, witches are abroad.
Well, not actually abroad. They don’t like the food and you can’t trust the water and the shamans always hog the deckchairs.
*Cleffa wearing lipstick and stiletto heels and drawn to look similar to a stripper hatches*
“I shall name her Cleffaye Valentine after the woman of my dreams.”
“Cleffaye.”
“Wow you sure are excited about that buff baby.”
*Rocket Grunts suddenly crash through the wall of the Pokémon Daycare*
“Look! I told you this guy makes the best buff fairies!”
*Rusty panics*
“Noooooooo! I don’t wanna go back to Team Rocket!”
“Yeah we don’t want you either! Ever since the new boss took over, membership has been at an all time high.”
“Quit presenting exposition, Dennis. Grab that sexy baby!”
*Dennis grabs Cleffaye and gets back into the truck which drives off making the EV Guy upset*
“Nooooooo! Please! I was gonna marry her! When she came of age of course.”
“Wow! You really deserve all of this.”
*Woody and the other toys suddenly pop out of the box to show Andy that they are actually alive while he is driving*
“We’ve been alive this whole time!”
*Andy screams in horror and the sound of the car crashing is heard as an end credit card is shown while a Randy Newman song parody is being played*
“You just wrecked your car. You just wrecked your caaaar! Your toys are talking and you think you lost your mind. You just wrecked your car.”
*Jump cut to Andy with a bandage wrapped on his head and arm in a sling on the phone with his mom*
“Mom! I swear the toys came alive! Yes! They’re alive! All of them!”
*Woody whispers to the rest of the toys inside the box*
“Can we all agree that this was a really bad idea?”
*The other toys nod in agreement *
