ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Dude that is so fun, saying 'Abby, Abby, Abby, Abby-Abby-Abby', over and over again." -Poofesure
The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“A lot has been on Mother’s mind lately. Mostly cereal.”
“Nice hair. Where’d you get it?”
“Off some w****. I think it was your mother!”
“Nice hair. Where’d you get it?”
“Off some w****. I think it was your mother!”
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"There's a worm in my avacado! THERE'S A WORM IN MY AVACADO!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh wow, a new hit single! This must be from the same album that has the song "There's a squirrel in my pants!""
"What? I don't believe you. Get real."
...
"AND NOW PLAYING, NUMBER FIVE ON THE TOP 100 BILLBOARD... "THERE'S A WORM IN MY AVACADO!""
"Oh..."
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh wow, a new hit single! This must be from the same album that has the song "There's a squirrel in my pants!""
"What? I don't believe you. Get real."
...
"AND NOW PLAYING, NUMBER FIVE ON THE TOP 100 BILLBOARD... "THERE'S A WORM IN MY AVACADO!""
"Oh..."
Shellzilla_515
F1 fan who loves onions
"Is Toucat's head finished baking yet?"
"I got damage, I got damage! Dargh..."
"I got damage, I got damage! Dargh..."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Debbie told me that Debbie said she didn’t like Debbie as much as Debbie!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!”
“Not really.”
“Not really.”
CrazyMario64
Mr. Apollo 🦅🏳️🌈
“If my ears don’t bleed when Kirby uses his forward smash, this game is going in the trash.”
-Failboat
-Failboat
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Just between you and me, this is between you and me."
Ravenkitty22
No, one mourns the wicked
“Why do you think anyone will take you seriously? Your hair looks like a scoop of neapolitan ice cream.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I made snowflake soup! know how much you like catching snowflakes on your tongue.”
“So basically you made me a bowl of hot water?”
“So basically you made me a bowl of hot water?”
"If this doesn't annoy Waluigi I don't know what will"
*spams doorbell button a million times in an extremely childish obnoxious manner*
*Waluigi is not paying attention because he is too busy having a discussion with Wario about what can and cannot be put inside a toaster*
"K then we are doomed..."
*spams doorbell button a million times in an extremely childish obnoxious manner*
*Waluigi is not paying attention because he is too busy having a discussion with Wario about what can and cannot be put inside a toaster*
"K then we are doomed..."
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"I never thought I'd say this, but I genuinely want more historical and mythological lore for a place that originated as the setting of a Wii Sports game."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“If I had known that I was going have to be on the bottom, I would never have agreed to this!”
"Get up slowly, Abdul!"
"Understood!"
"We're up!"
"N-Now let's try to separate!"
"Since we're stuck together, it means we're being affected by twice as much magnetic force!"
"Let's grab onto that fence, and then pull ourselves apart!"
"Here we go, Abdu! Use your core muscles!"
"Create a rhythm!"
"Yes, Mr. Joestar!"
"One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!"
*crowd looks at them in a mixture of disgust and amazement*
"M-Mr. Joestar! Th-This is exceedingly unflattering..."
"Hey, what are you looking at? We're just practicing a dance! A dance!"
"D-Dancing outside is truly splendid!"
"Get lost, ******!"
*crowd leaves*
"Okay, just a little more, Abdul!"
"One, two, and..."
"We did it! We made it without tripping!"
"I-Indeed we have..."
"Abdul, do you think you can slowly slide off of me?"
"Yes, I believe so..."
"Alright... I'll hold onto the fence... you try to slide down my body, moving your head toward my toes. Since our heads are sticking together, you should be able to separate at my feet, since the polarity will be the same."
"I-I see..."
"J-just like that..."
"W-What's wrong, Abdul?"
"Th-This position..."
"Does it not appear very compromising?"
"Those watching may interpret this differently..."
"N-No one's looking! Hurry up and slide free!"
*the crowd is back in a larger number and watching*
"Ahhhhh!! They brought even more of their friends!"
"H-Hey kids, go away! Quit gawking at us!"
"Hey, I said go away, you **** brats!"
"Abdul, hurry! Hurry up and slide off!"
"That is easier said than done..."
"I refuse to be reduced to such a role! I swear!"
*panicked look on Joseph Joestar's face*
"Fine, then I'll move!"
"M-Mr. Joestar, slow down!"
*becomes free, only to get stuck in an even more awkward position*
"Mr. Joestar, if you move like that..."
"I-it's the old hag from the hotel!"
"I thought you were a wonderful gentleman, yet here you are taking part in this!"
"You have some nerve to toy with a woman's heart!"
"You cheating scum!"
"Hurry! Hurry it up, Abdul! I'm gonna cry!"
"You wretched man!"
*lady runs up and whacks Joseph Joestar with her folded umbrella*
"Help me, oh my god!"
"No, you are mistaken..."
*finally gets separated*
"We did it!" : D
"Understood!"
"We're up!"
"N-Now let's try to separate!"
"Since we're stuck together, it means we're being affected by twice as much magnetic force!"
"Let's grab onto that fence, and then pull ourselves apart!"
"Here we go, Abdu! Use your core muscles!"
"Create a rhythm!"
"Yes, Mr. Joestar!"
"One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!"
*crowd looks at them in a mixture of disgust and amazement*
"M-Mr. Joestar! Th-This is exceedingly unflattering..."
"Hey, what are you looking at? We're just practicing a dance! A dance!"
"D-Dancing outside is truly splendid!"
"Get lost, ******!"
*crowd leaves*
"Okay, just a little more, Abdul!"
"One, two, and..."
"We did it! We made it without tripping!"
"I-Indeed we have..."
"Abdul, do you think you can slowly slide off of me?"
"Yes, I believe so..."
"Alright... I'll hold onto the fence... you try to slide down my body, moving your head toward my toes. Since our heads are sticking together, you should be able to separate at my feet, since the polarity will be the same."
"I-I see..."
"J-just like that..."
"W-What's wrong, Abdul?"
"Th-This position..."
"Does it not appear very compromising?"
"Those watching may interpret this differently..."
"N-No one's looking! Hurry up and slide free!"
*the crowd is back in a larger number and watching*
"Ahhhhh!! They brought even more of their friends!"
"H-Hey kids, go away! Quit gawking at us!"
"Hey, I said go away, you **** brats!"
"Abdul, hurry! Hurry up and slide off!"
"That is easier said than done..."
"I refuse to be reduced to such a role! I swear!"
*panicked look on Joseph Joestar's face*
"Fine, then I'll move!"
"M-Mr. Joestar, slow down!"
*becomes free, only to get stuck in an even more awkward position*
"Mr. Joestar, if you move like that..."
"I-it's the old hag from the hotel!"
"I thought you were a wonderful gentleman, yet here you are taking part in this!"
"You have some nerve to toy with a woman's heart!"
"You cheating scum!"
"Hurry! Hurry it up, Abdul! I'm gonna cry!"
"You wretched man!"
*lady runs up and whacks Joseph Joestar with her folded umbrella*
"Help me, oh my god!"
"No, you are mistaken..."
*finally gets separated*
"We did it!" : D
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What are you doing, Shelley?”
“Nothing, Dad. Go back to trying to kill the family!”
“Nothing, Dad. Go back to trying to kill the family!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Yes! Screw you, Abby! You didn't catch the ball, you're a Honey Nut Cheerioooooo!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"I think it's about ******* time... THAT A WII REMOTE DIIIIIIIES!!"
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