The out of context quotes thread

[-Blue-]

What are you wearing?
Trash fashion. I call it Trash-ion.

 

[QueenCobra]

“He burnt my shake!”

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“It’s s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold I think I’m getting ammonia!”
“That’s pneumonia, sweetie.”
“Too c-c-c-cold for silent p’s.”

 

[QueenCobra]

"My sandwich tastes like a fried boot."
"My sandwich IS a fried boot."

"It's not just a boulder...it's a rock!"

"I'm a good noodle! I'm a good noodle!"

 

[MiraForceOne]

I, Tuxedo Mask, will never forgive you!
Your name's Torpedo Ass?

 

[-Blue-]

Do not insult my sensei! He is one of the greatest men in the world!
Well excuse me for not noticing his greatness! I was too busy watching him crawl out from underneath a turtle!

 

[Shellzilla_515]

"Surprisingly, the cops seem to have little interest in accepting gifts of tanks from random strangers."

"ranch dressing dip mix, the hot new single of 2023"

And this is my absolute favourite:
"I would love to see an absolutely terrifying morph of Spongebob's face flying towards me at 600km/h"

 

[Midoriya]

"OUR COMPANY WAS DECLINING IN PROFITS AND YOU THINK THIS WAS AN OKAY MISTAKE TO MAKE?!? YOU'RE FIRED!"

"What? No please, I can't lose this job, like I really can't!"

"Not happy with your manager's decision? Settle it, in SMASH!"

*employee is transported to Final Destination*

"Wha? What's going on?"

"RARRRRRRGH! I'M BOWSER, AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SUBMIT TO AND ACCEPT YOUR TERMINATION!"

"Please, game master or whatever, this isn't fair! Can't I at least fight a human like me or something?"

"Ah-ah-ah! Smash rules dictate that at least one official Super Smash Brothers Ultimate character MUST be present to decide whether you get fired or not, and, well, you're not a Smash character, so.... GO!"

*employee looks unamused*

*A FEW MOMENTS LATER...*

"Ah, HELP! HELLLLLLP! HE'S ALREADY ROASTED ME AND NOW HE'S CRUSHING MY BODY!" D:

*Human Bowser from Nintendo watching on the sidelines* "Hah, he doesn't even know how to F-tilt. What a n00b."

"GAME!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Now of course, we've seen other villagers that have interesting stories too, like Coco or Ankha- Actually, let's just not even talk about Ankha."

 

[-Mars-]

"Hey [name] can you please eat closer to your mic, I need to smell your mac and cheese"
"no"
"Please I'm so hungry I just want a sniff..."
"GET YOUR OWN!!!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Peter? Is that really you? You got really old.”
“Yeah Death is coming for us all, kid.”

 

[Ravenkitty22]

"There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."

 

[CrazyMario64]

"this room is whiter than a arctic fox in a wedding dress."
-Gumball

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, “It unscrews the other way.”​

 

[MiraForceOne]

I warned you child!

 

[Legend Of Cats]

“And I feel God in this Chili’s tonight”

“Today, smoking is going to save lives.”

“I am Beyonce, always.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Mom, Stewie’s dead.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
“Rrrruff!”
“That’s right, Precious! It will get the hose!”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I hate Rainbow Road. Who puts a road in the middle of space, without guardrails? Jesus."

 

[CrazyMario64]

"The strongest material they had here was Jenga."
-Failboat