The out of context quotes thread

[Midoriya]

"Seven rings in hand, we summoned a biiiig fat, jolly fat man."
"Seven rings in hand, we summoned a biiiig fat, jolly fat man."

"What, you mean Santa?"
"No, I mean *insert unnamed ancient genie here*."

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"a real friend would play [music] for you!"

"you play?"

"are you kidding? I've been playing bassinet for years!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

My Zelda-obsessed online friend: "i am in pain h e l p"
Me: "sending my love and a red potion your way "
Also me a minute later: "what the heck did i just say XD"

 

[Midoriya]

Random nerd: "So when people die in your world, do they get isekai'd back into the real world, or are they just dead forever?"
Naofumi: "Why are you asking me this?"
Random nerd: "I just wanna know, bro."

 

[Midoriya]

"Too much stuff, not enough space
too much STUFF, not enough SPACE
do you have emotional baggage like me and don't know what to do with it?
get the emotional space bag!
with this, you just suck the air out of it, shrink it down, and stuff it in a bag
then you can fit those bags in a closet, and deal with that emotional baggage later in life
now for only 2 easy payments of $19.99 (plus shipping and handling)!!!"

 

[-Mars-]

"Good news guys, we are six minutes AHEAD of schedule! Someone must really like us!"
*rock music plays*
"Bad news guys, we are six minutes BEHIND schedule! Someone must really hate us!"

 

[Shiny Shiny Engine]

"i gotta search for racoon eating grapes cause that is my favorite video"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Turtle and I have grown quite attached. We're inseparable, actually. I take him with me wherever I go. INCLUDING THE SHOWER!"
*whine*
"Ohh."
"Poor turtle."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I can show you how fast I can go. I'm a speed-runner, not only in games but also in bed. Wait-" ~PointCrow, 2021

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"It'll revolutionize the world, and you named it PATSY???"
"Yes, PATSY is an acronym for Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgobulating Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomiser."
"I'm sorry I asked."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Some quotes I made while conversing with my father:

"Plastic surgery is expensive, just accept the fact that you're ugly."
"Why don't they host spelling bees anymore? I'd be one of the best."

You can tell I like this thread from the amount of times I post here.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"they don't call me Squidward 'Manual Dexterity' Tentacles for nothing!"

 

[-Blue-]

You don't wanna end up like that guy, do you? No job. No prospects. No future. Just look at him,

Hop Pop, that's a worm...

 

[Midoriya]

"Who will you choose for your Pokemon?"

"Go, Rick Astley Sanchez! Use Never Gonna Gazorpazorp Attack!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Yuck! What could be worse than gettin' stuck in a pile of blacktop?"
"Maybe getting crushed by a giant steam-roller thingy."
"You sure have an active imagination."
"No, I don't. Look!"
"Oh, NO! We're gonna get STEAM-ROLLER THINGIED to death!"

 

[Midoriya]

"Kids have crushes, men have girlfriends, legends have vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from their mind."

 

[Midoriya]

Spoiler: this one makes me laugh every time

*Leonardo DiCaprio looks around the room*
"We... we really did fart, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it..."
*comet hits the Earth and the Earth is destroyed*

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Where'd everybody go?"
"It's Taco Tuesday."
"Oh," *scoff* "Right, the bathroom."

 

[Beanz]

“lord have mercy, we must stay focused brothers, we MUST stay focused” -idk some meme

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"what is up with Harold's obsession with dolphins tho?" -Me for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯