Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“It’s Stewie’s first Christmas....”
“Again?!”
“Again?!”
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
- Start date
QueenCobra
big boy season
"How do you like them eggrolls, Mr. Charles?"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Everybody hates me."
"Well, uh, why do you suppose that is?"
"Because I'm the son of the Devil."
"Uh-huh, that's a good start. Why else?
"Because I... Burn and kill them?"
"Well, uh, why do you suppose that is?"
"Because I'm the son of the Devil."
"Uh-huh, that's a good start. Why else?
"Because I... Burn and kill them?"
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
“Where is your patience?”
“On back order, just like your Adderall.”
“On back order, just like your Adderall.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"What are you idiots doing?"
"We're looking for treasure."
"Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of search that can't be described?"
"No, we're searching for treasure."
"We're looking for treasure."
"Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of search that can't be described?"
"No, we're searching for treasure."
"Ah, it's Jason Vorhees! Everyone, run!"
"Wait, hold on. I've got just the tune for this!"
*Everyone pauses for a second confused while he takes out an instrument and starts playing a merry Irish folk dance tune*
"Ahhhhh!"
"Really, man, really??? People are dying here and THIS is the song you play?!?"
"Wait, hold on. I've got just the tune for this!"
*Everyone pauses for a second confused while he takes out an instrument and starts playing a merry Irish folk dance tune*
"Ahhhhh!"
"Really, man, really??? People are dying here and THIS is the song you play?!?"
"If I got arrested, what would you guys think it was for?"
"Shoplifting a whole ass rotisserie chicken?"
"That's oddly specific"
"I don't know it seems like something you would do"
"Driving on the wrong side of the road?"
"Guys that was ONE time!"
"I still have nightmares about it"
"I was really sick! I didn't know any better!"
"Just straight up murder?"
"Seriously?"
"Making fun of my height?"
"That's not a crime"
"Well it hurt my feelings"
"Anyways you guys are all wrong, I got arrested for disturbing the peace!"
"Isn't that something you do everyday though?"
"Shoplifting a whole ass rotisserie chicken?"
"That's oddly specific"
"I don't know it seems like something you would do"
"Driving on the wrong side of the road?"
"Guys that was ONE time!"
"I still have nightmares about it"
"I was really sick! I didn't know any better!"
"Just straight up murder?"
"Seriously?"
"Making fun of my height?"
"That's not a crime"
"Well it hurt my feelings"
"Anyways you guys are all wrong, I got arrested for disturbing the peace!"
"Isn't that something you do everyday though?"
QueenCobra
big boy season
"Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you."
"Well...I guess I'm gon' sell bootleg DVDs in the parking lot, $5! Bye!"
"There is nothing else more strategis-lie-shxsh.. strategis-nitch... I was trying to make a fancy big word at that moment. I didn’t really work out for me, like, the way I thought it was gonna in my head."
"I repent or something to Jesus."
"Well...I guess I'm gon' sell bootleg DVDs in the parking lot, $5! Bye!"
"There is nothing else more strategis-lie-shxsh.. strategis-nitch... I was trying to make a fancy big word at that moment. I didn’t really work out for me, like, the way I thought it was gonna in my head."
"I repent or something to Jesus."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Goofy Toofy pick up your pants!”
“Goofy Toofy BUY A BLEEP-ING BELT!!!!!”
“Goofy Toofy BUY A BLEEP-ING BELT!!!!!”
QueenCobra
big boy season
“I am an ice queen goddess. I am dripping in ice. I am freezing.”
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
"Honey, did we adopt a 21-year-old Asian girl or is this a really unthreatening house robber?"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Me winning determines if I get Canada or not."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m Wikibear! Yaaaaaaay!”
. Rarity .
A Beautiful Heart
You and the dark one, Cthulhu.
Sharing adventures and smiles,
It's a magical bond two pals can share.
Soon the whole world will be made aware of
You and the death lord, Cthulhu
Makin' the world a better place.
Together you will have so much fun
Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion!
Sharing adventures and smiles,
It's a magical bond two pals can share.
Soon the whole world will be made aware of
You and the death lord, Cthulhu
Makin' the world a better place.
Together you will have so much fun
Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion!
VanitasFan26
I'm just a ghost.
"I'm not into politics, I'm into survival."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I have been well endowed... With excellent teaching qualities!”
QueenCobra
big boy season
“Who are you, Alligator? I’ve never seen you before in Mario.”
QueenCobra
big boy season
“Ooh, la-la-la, la-la-la, whipped cream, cherry on top— ice cream, sweet cocoa puff, tight jeans, tropical pop. Ooh, ma-ma-ma, gimme a Piña Colada-da-da
Look at these margarit-ta-tas.”
Look at these margarit-ta-tas.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“The more you love someone,
the more you want to kill 'em.
Loving and killing
fit like hand in glove!”
the more you want to kill 'em.
Loving and killing
fit like hand in glove!”
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