The out of context quotes thread

[QueenCobra]

"I'm playing ping-pong against the Great Wall of China!"

 

[Darkesque_]

“Remember, if you screw this up, Mommy’s going to kill all of your toys.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“I watched a hippo eat a gazelle…and that’s what I watched before playing Wii Party U.”

“Why don’t you two do stuff together for a particular website?”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"I'll have to find some feet" - The 8-Bit Guy

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"I'm playing ping-pong against the Great Wall of China!"

Lucia vibes fr

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"He loves to just stand there! STAND THERE, AND DO NOTHIIING!!!"

"I'm playing ping-pong against the Great Wall of China!"

“I watched a hippo eat a gazelle…and that’s what I watched before playing Wii Party U.”

“Why don’t you two do stuff together for a particular website?”

I have a feeling that these are all from Poofesure, especially the first one.

 

[QueenCobra]

“The angle of my dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of my meat!”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"I can't kick him in the face, he's too tall" -me circa 2015

 

[QueenCobra]

“I’m a penguin glub glub.”
“Sure.”

 

[QueenCobra]

*in a British accent* "I'm from Nevada."

 

[outofwrlds]

"All right, does somebody want to speculate on how our team's spy ended up becoming a pseudo-religious freedom fighter?"


Sounds like a D&D session gone wrong (or right?) but is actually from a very popular book series.

 

[QueenCobra]

"We have a wide variety of fruit, like bananas...and banana-flavored things."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Did you put googly eyes on the Roomba?”
“Yeah. I like to pretend that I have a maid. It’s a power thing.”

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“He met a FURY.”
“Yeah, YOU’RE A FURRY. What happened to your legs?”

 

[-Mars-]

"Oh um about that, the writers said we aren't allowed to break the fourth wall anymore"
"Aw man! I had so many pop culture references left too!"

 

[QueenCobra]

“Smell that air! Couldn’t ya just drink it like booze?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Oh. Uh hi. I didn’t expect to see you here....”
“In the kitchen?”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"that's my favorite part of Mario Kart 64, getting run over by the bus" - me yesterday

 

[QueenCobra]

"You drive me neutral."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Oh my god, Ralph didn't go to work again! Ralph, that's it! You're sentenced to make gnomes forever!"

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"I am a secret wizard. Behold my robes."