Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Hail, hail Robonia a land I didn’t make up!”
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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“Craig, it isn't our fault! You make it sound like we always wanna be in situations like this but we don't have any choice!”
“Yeah. Stuff just happens.”
“Stuff just happens.”
“That’s right!”
“You just wind up being sent by the government to take down the city of Lima only to wind up in the land of the giants lost world.”
“That’s right.”
“Yeah. Stuff just happens.”
“Stuff just happens.”
“That’s right!”
“You just wind up being sent by the government to take down the city of Lima only to wind up in the land of the giants lost world.”
“That’s right.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“We resemble but are legally distinct from the Lollipop Guild….”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I refuse to fight. I'm a conscientious objector."
"A what?"
"You know, a coward."
"A what?"
"You know, a coward."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Who needs courage when you have a gun?”
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
"Monkey 979 was the monkey in 'Five Little Beds Jumping on the Monkey'"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? Nnnoooooo! So beat it!"
(tuts and shakes head before leaving)
"Who was that guy?"
"Your mama! Now shut up and drag me to work!"
(tuts and shakes head before leaving)
"Who was that guy?"
"Your mama! Now shut up and drag me to work!"
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“However, she has perseverance, she has courage and... and... and... she has hay fever!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Here’s the butcher!
He has AIDS!
Here’s the teacher!
She has AIDS!
Here’s the Doctor!
He has AIDS!
Here’s my daughter!
She has aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wonderful disposition!”
He has AIDS!
Here’s the teacher!
She has AIDS!
Here’s the Doctor!
He has AIDS!
Here’s my daughter!
She has aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wonderful disposition!”
"Alright, so we just need to defeat DIO's 12 assassins and then take on and kill DIO himself once and for all!"
*later on*
"Get out of the way, I'll take this head on!"
"Avdol, no, it's too dangerous!"
*Avdol and Iggy are swallowed up by the enemy Stand, supposedly dead*
"I'm so sad, Avdol and Iggy were such good friends..."
*A few moments later Avdol and Iggy walk up to the Joestars*
"Hi, Mr. Joestar."
"Um... aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"You'll never believe it, but I was saved by this thing called PLOT ARMOR. You see, as Iggy and I were about to be swallowed up by that Stand and die, we combined our Stand's powers in order to make a narrow escape."
"Oh... okay then..."
*later on during the battle with DIO*
"Kakyoin, watch out!!!"
"Huh?"
*Kakyoin turns his head as DIO sends him slamming into the water tower*
"Oh no, I can't believe Kakyoin is dead..."
*But much to their surprise, Kakyoin climbs out of the dent in the water tower and stands again*
"Wait, shouldn't YOU be dead?"
"You'll never believe it, but I also was saved by this thing called PLOT ARMOR. You see, when DIO sent me flying towards the water tower, I inexplicably used my Hierophant Green in order to cushion the impact, saving me."
"OKAY OKAY OKAY, THAT'S IT, THIS IS CRAP! You, Avdol, and Iggy should all be dead! There is NO way you all survived those things. I mean, what?? That other Stand was an all-consuming type and you just SURVIVED?!? What is going on here?!"
"Hmm, allow me to explain. I am the true final boss, PLOT ARMOR!"
*everyone cowers in fear as a giant light shines out from above*
"Ah, it's too bright!" *DIO instantly fades to nothing*
"I think this is it for us... dang, what a tough enemy..."
*everyone eventually succumbs to PLOT ARMOR as the JJBA theme plays and then peters out*
*for some reason Oingo and Boingo are walking by*
"Well, at least it didn't get us, right?"
"Hehe, you're right!"
*The Oingo Boingo version of a JJBA song plays as the credits roll*
*later on*
"Get out of the way, I'll take this head on!"
"Avdol, no, it's too dangerous!"
*Avdol and Iggy are swallowed up by the enemy Stand, supposedly dead*
"I'm so sad, Avdol and Iggy were such good friends..."
*A few moments later Avdol and Iggy walk up to the Joestars*
"Hi, Mr. Joestar."
"Um... aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"You'll never believe it, but I was saved by this thing called PLOT ARMOR. You see, as Iggy and I were about to be swallowed up by that Stand and die, we combined our Stand's powers in order to make a narrow escape."
"Oh... okay then..."
*later on during the battle with DIO*
"Kakyoin, watch out!!!"
"Huh?"
*Kakyoin turns his head as DIO sends him slamming into the water tower*
"Oh no, I can't believe Kakyoin is dead..."
*But much to their surprise, Kakyoin climbs out of the dent in the water tower and stands again*
"Wait, shouldn't YOU be dead?"
"You'll never believe it, but I also was saved by this thing called PLOT ARMOR. You see, when DIO sent me flying towards the water tower, I inexplicably used my Hierophant Green in order to cushion the impact, saving me."
"OKAY OKAY OKAY, THAT'S IT, THIS IS CRAP! You, Avdol, and Iggy should all be dead! There is NO way you all survived those things. I mean, what?? That other Stand was an all-consuming type and you just SURVIVED?!? What is going on here?!"
"Hmm, allow me to explain. I am the true final boss, PLOT ARMOR!"
*everyone cowers in fear as a giant light shines out from above*
"Ah, it's too bright!" *DIO instantly fades to nothing*
"I think this is it for us... dang, what a tough enemy..."
*everyone eventually succumbs to PLOT ARMOR as the JJBA theme plays and then peters out*
*for some reason Oingo and Boingo are walking by*
"Well, at least it didn't get us, right?"
"Hehe, you're right!"
*The Oingo Boingo version of a JJBA song plays as the credits roll*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’ll be a doctor with diseases
And help you with your sneezes
And practice neurosurgery on you brain!”
And help you with your sneezes
And practice neurosurgery on you brain!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I bet he’s married and has kids, though. And maybe PTSD.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“The next musical is called ‘Girls, Girls’. Maddie, you’ll be playing Ted Bundy.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Just because you’re evil on the inside doesn’t mean you can’t look pretty on the outside.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Money? What would a demon want with money?!”
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
"How did Sollux turn into a freaking llama"
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“It’s like if a witch turned a drag queen into a dog.”
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
"I hope sentient yeast with multiple personalities falls under the definition of a character."
