The out of context quotes thread
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"Hey, Bill. You ever think we work too much?"
"Not really, Craig. But it would be nice to chill every once in awhile."
"Huh, I think you're right. Let's go walk downtown."
"Sure!"
*Bill and Craig walk downtown until they come to a night club that just says 'Charmin' on it*
"What do you think this place is, Craig?"
"I don't know, Bill. But let's find out."
*They both walk in as a beat is reverberating throughout the building*
"Cause YEAH, I'm really clean, oh yeah I'm CHARMIN CLEAN!"
"Cause YEAH, I'm really clean, oh yeah I'm CHARMIN CLEAN!"
*the room is filled with people and different-colored Charmin bears dancing*
"Hiya there! Would you like to join us?" *One of the bears motions to Bill*
"UHHHH, sure! Why not!"
*Bill walks through the gate to the dance floor and is given a Charmin toilet paper roll. Suddenly he starts dancing on the floor and busting out moves*
"Craig, you should join us! I'm having a great time!!"
"Hey, Bill. Are you ready to get Charmin clean?"
"W-what do you mean? I'm already clean..."
"Yeah, but you're not CHARMIN clean... boys, take him!"
"Wait, what are you doing?! No, no, NOOOOO!!! CRAIG!!!!"
"Billllllllllll!!!"
*Craig screams as Bill is dragged away by several Charmin bears to an unknown location*
"Bill... Bill... Bill... huh, what? Oh phew, it was just a dream..."
*Craig gets out of bed in the real world and picks up a toilet paper roll with the Charmin logo on it*
"Huh? AH!!!"
"Not really, Craig. But it would be nice to chill every once in awhile."
"Huh, I think you're right. Let's go walk downtown."
"Sure!"
*Bill and Craig walk downtown until they come to a night club that just says 'Charmin' on it*
"What do you think this place is, Craig?"
"I don't know, Bill. But let's find out."
*They both walk in as a beat is reverberating throughout the building*
"Cause YEAH, I'm really clean, oh yeah I'm CHARMIN CLEAN!"
"Cause YEAH, I'm really clean, oh yeah I'm CHARMIN CLEAN!"
*the room is filled with people and different-colored Charmin bears dancing*
"Hiya there! Would you like to join us?" *One of the bears motions to Bill*
"UHHHH, sure! Why not!"
*Bill walks through the gate to the dance floor and is given a Charmin toilet paper roll. Suddenly he starts dancing on the floor and busting out moves*
"Craig, you should join us! I'm having a great time!!"
"Hey, Bill. Are you ready to get Charmin clean?"
"W-what do you mean? I'm already clean..."
"Yeah, but you're not CHARMIN clean... boys, take him!"
"Wait, what are you doing?! No, no, NOOOOO!!! CRAIG!!!!"
"Billllllllllll!!!"
*Craig screams as Bill is dragged away by several Charmin bears to an unknown location*
"Bill... Bill... Bill... huh, what? Oh phew, it was just a dream..."
*Craig gets out of bed in the real world and picks up a toilet paper roll with the Charmin logo on it*
"Huh? AH!!!"
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
"The PURPLE PACKAGE'S contents are private! No one is allowed to look inside."
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
This happened a year or two ago, there was this kid I don't even know who asked a girl if her brother named Adam fell off of a bicycle, then Adam's sister let out a small laugh.
Adam's Sister: "Did Adam fall?"
Unnamed Boy: "Yeah."
Adam's Sister: "Heh."
Adam's sister was a savage.
Adam's Sister: "Did Adam fall?"
Unnamed Boy: "Yeah."
Adam's Sister: "Heh."
Adam's sister was a savage.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m just like one of those mother eagles. Beautiful to look at but mess with one of my chicks AND I’LL GOUGE YOUR [BLEEP]ING EYES OUT!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hey, Leela! Help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal. They'll make the ship go faster."
"And what's your scientific basis for thinking that?"
"I'm 12."
"And what's your scientific basis for thinking that?"
"I'm 12."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You mean to tell me that you cleaned out empty bottles of morphine and put Manic into them?”
“Yes except for the washing out part.”
“Yes except for the washing out part.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Why can’t I be an only child?!”
“Yeah. Why can’t I?”
“Yeah. Why can’t I?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You know, it’s sort of our fault that Kevin got a motorcycle.”
“If we told him to jump off a bridge, do you think he’ll do that?”
“Dunno. Let’s try it next time and find out.”
“If we told him to jump off a bridge, do you think he’ll do that?”
“Dunno. Let’s try it next time and find out.”
Ravenkitty22
In my party era
“The price is wrong, *****.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool."
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
"idk, I have yet to meet a white boy who makes over seven thousand email accounts just to spam the forums of one website... You tell me what's more annoying."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m a vampire and I’m in love with this unattractive girl.”
“Grr. I’m a werewolf and I’m also in love with an unattractive girl.”
“She sure can act though, can’t she?”
“Nope! The end!”
“Grr. I’m a werewolf and I’m also in love with an unattractive girl.”
“She sure can act though, can’t she?”
“Nope! The end!”
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
"What is it with your sister and accidentally undoing things we did? First she caused that volcano to erupt by dropping her ice cream, then she reopened that portal to Hell by talking about Harry Potter and I'm pretty sure her tears re-summoned Cthulhu after we stopped him the third time."
I love PATB!!
