QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Man, what a freak! I bit her on the neck and she farted and flew out the window!”
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Monster High dolls are too skinny!”
*Shows a photo of the skeleton doll Skelita*
“You moron! You’ve just posted a photo of a literal living skeleton to prove your point! Of course she’s gonna be super skinny! She’s a skeleton!”
*Shows a photo of the skeleton doll Skelita*
“You moron! You’ve just posted a photo of a literal living skeleton to prove your point! Of course she’s gonna be super skinny! She’s a skeleton!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session, so he had gutted me and set me on fire. But you know I didn't die. I had crystallized. And now I'm a glamazon, beach, ready for the runway."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“How did you get over not being cool anymore?”
“Well I married the love of my life and started a family and now I’m happy.”
“So you’re saying I should marry Dad?”
“Son, you’ve just ruined what could have been a poignant family moment.”
“Well I married the love of my life and started a family and now I’m happy.”
“So you’re saying I should marry Dad?”
“Son, you’ve just ruined what could have been a poignant family moment.”
ribbitribbon
Kappore kappore!
“One thing led to another… Before long, I was living on the streets.”
“On the streets? But why?”
“I was a child without a family. Where else would I live?”
“Oh…”
“On the streets? But why?”
“I was a child without a family. Where else would I live?”
“Oh…”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Wait. Xena can’t fly.”
“I already told you I'm not Xena. I’m Lucy Lawless.”
“Oh.”
“I already told you I'm not Xena. I’m Lucy Lawless.”
“Oh.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Now Captain K’Nuckles, tell me which is your left hand and which is your right.”
“Uh… This is my left hand?”
*Raises hand and teacher smiles and nods*
“And This is my other left!”
“Uh… This is my left hand?”
*Raises hand and teacher smiles and nods*
“And This is my other left!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Do you know what most humans use the internet for?”
“I think so, Brain, but I don’t think I’m allowed to say….”
“Surprisingly no.”
“I think so, Brain, but I don’t think I’m allowed to say….”
“Surprisingly no.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“If Darth Vader was a dress, he’d be this dress.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I really don’t feel comfortable doing this.”
“Relax. You look like a stone cold fox.”
“What will the guys think- Wait. You really think so?”
“Oh sure! This is my best work yet.”
“Relax. You look like a stone cold fox.”
“What will the guys think- Wait. You really think so?”
“Oh sure! This is my best work yet.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Consuela, how do you say, ‘You’re not cleaning mi casa bueno enough?’ There is el spot-o on el floor-o.”
”Mrs Klimer, my name is Kathy. I’m from Ohio.”
”Mrs Klimer, my name is Kathy. I’m from Ohio.”
xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"It's like a violent plague on my tastebuds and I love it"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Thomas, if you’re a mouse catcher then I’m Lana Turner which I ain’t.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I can walk!”
”You‘ve always been able to walk.”
”Shut up!”
”You‘ve always been able to walk.”
”Shut up!”
