xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"Luke, I am your father, and I am also... a ****ing scorpion."
The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“And in the future you won’t have to be forced to labor as farmers!”
“But we’re the Future Farmers of America club!”
“Well then stay on course.”
“But we’re the Future Farmers of America club!”
“Well then stay on course.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I want to be Mexican!”
“Why do you want to be Mexican?”
“Because you eat quesadillas!”
“Why do you want to be Mexican?”
“Because you eat quesadillas!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“And if you elect me, I promise to build a giant cross in the school yard to provide you albinos with plenty of shade!”
“Oh Lord, if you want us to vote for Milo give us a sign.”
*Clouds instantly part and sunlight comes shining down sending the albino kids running away screaming and covering their eyes*
“Oh Lord, if you want us to vote for Milo give us a sign.”
*Clouds instantly part and sunlight comes shining down sending the albino kids running away screaming and covering their eyes*
"I washed my 18 feet snake over the summer in a kid pool and I had my brother and dad help me to carrying him to the swing set to hang him there to air dry."
"Dang. That's a long snake."
"I hated that. Water was yellow *throwing up* but he safely dried."
"Oof."
"I had a table cloth on swing set and then put him on there. Afterwards I putted another table cloth on top of him to cover him to protect from sun damage and bird poop. Cuz he stayed there for 3 days I think."
"Dang. Wait... are we talking about a real snake here?"
"No... a plush."
"Oh, alright. LOL. I was going to be like, WHAT are you doing with such a long and real snake?!?"
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"Man, ever since Jean died, Rolf hasn't been the same."
"Yeah, I know. He keeps trying to find ways to bring her back, but we all know it's impossible."
"PHANTOM, PHANTOM! DANNY PHANTOM!"
"Heyyyyy Rolf, are you okay?"
"PHANTOM PHANTOM PHANTOM!"
"Guys, I think Rolf has lost it."
"HE'S A PHANTOM, DANNY PHANTOM PHANTOM!"
"What, you mean like the television character?"
"PHANT-- what? No. I'm talking about the 34th draft pick out of Ohio State. They call him Danny, but he's a phantom while on the field. He's just that good."
*everyone pauses and then quietly leaves*
"Dang. That's a long snake."
"I hated that. Water was yellow *throwing up* but he safely dried."
"Oof."
"I had a table cloth on swing set and then put him on there. Afterwards I putted another table cloth on top of him to cover him to protect from sun damage and bird poop. Cuz he stayed there for 3 days I think."
"Dang. Wait... are we talking about a real snake here?"
"No... a plush."
"Oh, alright. LOL. I was going to be like, WHAT are you doing with such a long and real snake?!?"
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"Man, ever since Jean died, Rolf hasn't been the same."
"Yeah, I know. He keeps trying to find ways to bring her back, but we all know it's impossible."
"PHANTOM, PHANTOM! DANNY PHANTOM!"
"Heyyyyy Rolf, are you okay?"
"PHANTOM PHANTOM PHANTOM!"
"Guys, I think Rolf has lost it."
"HE'S A PHANTOM, DANNY PHANTOM PHANTOM!"
"What, you mean like the television character?"
"PHANT-- what? No. I'm talking about the 34th draft pick out of Ohio State. They call him Danny, but he's a phantom while on the field. He's just that good."
*everyone pauses and then quietly leaves*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“So what I bit a girl last week straight down to the bone?”
“The bone?!”
“And yes I have $600000 in student loans”
“You went to college?!”
“Yes.”
“But I was the one that ate the bat in Wuha China”
“YOU STARTED COVID?!”
“The bone?!”
“And yes I have $600000 in student loans”
“You went to college?!”
“Yes.”
“But I was the one that ate the bat in Wuha China”
“YOU STARTED COVID?!”
xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"Spearow are like Pidgey, except they're even dumber. but they make up for their stupidity by being extra cruel."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I made you a virgin daiquiri! Hee hee hee! I said virgin!”
“B**** has gotta go!”
“B**** has gotta go!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"I want my eggs cracked, meaning I want a child. I want my name dropped, meaning I wanna be married. I'm not fluffing around with you. I am not your bed maiden."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“How could you be so heartless? I don’t envy you living with the guilt.”
*Debbie pulls down the window shade on Milo*
“Who wants to look at catalogs?”
“I do!”
*Debbie pulls down the window shade on Milo*
“Who wants to look at catalogs?”
“I do!”
VanitasFan26
I'm just a ghost.
"There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble."
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"MOMS BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!”
“What money? I don't have her money!”
"SWAGGY LEE IS IN THE HOUSE!”
“Oh my God….”
“What money? I don't have her money!”
"SWAGGY LEE IS IN THE HOUSE!”
“Oh my God….”
"Hey guys, be careful. We don't know what Stands the enemy might have. ...What is that song playing?"
*everyone turns around in bewilderment as a song starts playing out of nowhere*
"EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELING SO [REDACTED]! I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND, YOU'RE [REDACTED] AND ALL THAT I SEE!"
"Woah, what happened to Kakyoin?"
*group looks at Kakyoin, who is now dead on the side of the street*
"Dang it... we didn't even SEE the attack. Where is it coming from?!"
"Alright, well... let's just stay vigilant."
*but the song starts playing again*
"EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELING SO [REDACTED]! I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND, YOU'RE [REDACTED] AND ALL THAT I SEE!"
*much to their surprise, Okuyasu is now dead as well with no hands*
"Oh no, Okuyasu!"
"gosh ******! Does ANYONE know where that song is coming from? Find it. Now!"
*the song plays once again*
"EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELING SO [REDACTED]! I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND, YOU'RE [REDACTED] AND ALL THAT I SEE!"
"Um, guys, I don't feel so good..."
*the group turns quickly and sees Narciso with a giant hole in him. Narciso falls to the ground, dead*
"UGH! That's it. Where are they?!?"
"Hahahah... you can't beat me now, for I am PUCCI, and I have the Stand of ALL ENCOMPASSING DEATH MUSIC...!"
"Wow, that actually sounds kind of lame."
"Shut up! Just stand there and watch as I kill you all off one by one, and accept it..."
*all of a sudden someone brings a stereo out and the JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Stardust Crusaders theme plays*
"I wouldn't count on that... what are you going to do against... all of us?"
*all of the Joestars who have Joestar blood or are related from parts 1-6 appear, including Giorno*
"No! My Stand's one weakness! How did you figure out that it was epic music instead, Jotaro?!?"
"You should know it best of all, Pucci. Us Stand users are drawn together by an invisible force. Now gang, let's beat him up!"
*Despite having a near-invincible Stand that's even more powerful than Made in Heaven, all the Joestars unleash their Stands one by one and counter Pucci at every turn, delivering the smackdown of a century*
"Finally... that dumb music. It's gone!"
"Yeah, we really avenged our comrade's souls... we did a great thing."
*but all of a sudden Roundabout starts playing*
"****!"
*everyone turns around in bewilderment as a song starts playing out of nowhere*
"EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELING SO [REDACTED]! I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND, YOU'RE [REDACTED] AND ALL THAT I SEE!"
"Woah, what happened to Kakyoin?"
*group looks at Kakyoin, who is now dead on the side of the street*
"Dang it... we didn't even SEE the attack. Where is it coming from?!"
"Alright, well... let's just stay vigilant."
*but the song starts playing again*
"EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELING SO [REDACTED]! I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND, YOU'RE [REDACTED] AND ALL THAT I SEE!"
*much to their surprise, Okuyasu is now dead as well with no hands*
"Oh no, Okuyasu!"
"gosh ******! Does ANYONE know where that song is coming from? Find it. Now!"
*the song plays once again*
"EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELING SO [REDACTED]! I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND, YOU'RE [REDACTED] AND ALL THAT I SEE!"
"Um, guys, I don't feel so good..."
*the group turns quickly and sees Narciso with a giant hole in him. Narciso falls to the ground, dead*
"UGH! That's it. Where are they?!?"
"Hahahah... you can't beat me now, for I am PUCCI, and I have the Stand of ALL ENCOMPASSING DEATH MUSIC...!"
"Wow, that actually sounds kind of lame."
"Shut up! Just stand there and watch as I kill you all off one by one, and accept it..."
*all of a sudden someone brings a stereo out and the JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Stardust Crusaders theme plays*
"I wouldn't count on that... what are you going to do against... all of us?"
*all of the Joestars who have Joestar blood or are related from parts 1-6 appear, including Giorno*
"No! My Stand's one weakness! How did you figure out that it was epic music instead, Jotaro?!?"
"You should know it best of all, Pucci. Us Stand users are drawn together by an invisible force. Now gang, let's beat him up!"
*Despite having a near-invincible Stand that's even more powerful than Made in Heaven, all the Joestars unleash their Stands one by one and counter Pucci at every turn, delivering the smackdown of a century*
"Finally... that dumb music. It's gone!"
"Yeah, we really avenged our comrade's souls... we did a great thing."
*but all of a sudden Roundabout starts playing*
"****!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What were we wearing?”
“Ummm that’s not really important….”
”WHAT WERE WE WEARING?!”
”Ummm uhhhh…..”
*Camera cuts to a bunch of dolls dressed exactly like the Munchkins*
”Oh my god! So that’s how you see us whenever you close your eyes?! As your little nightmare baby dolls?!”
“Ummm that’s not really important….”
”WHAT WERE WE WEARING?!”
”Ummm uhhhh…..”
*Camera cuts to a bunch of dolls dressed exactly like the Munchkins*
”Oh my god! So that’s how you see us whenever you close your eyes?! As your little nightmare baby dolls?!”
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