The out of context quotes thread
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I served my country. I’ve earned respect. I don’t deserve being dunked on by children at Walmart.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Okay guys, I really, really don't wanna promote auto-erotic asphyxiation, okay?"
"Gahhh, live a little bit!"
"It's an embarrassing death. You always have to color it differently in the media."
"I think it's an awesome death."
"****ing badass death!"
"Yeah, it's better than blowing up in a space shuttle!"
"Gahhh, live a little bit!"
"It's an embarrassing death. You always have to color it differently in the media."
"I think it's an awesome death."
"****ing badass death!"
"Yeah, it's better than blowing up in a space shuttle!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I've never seen so much blood at a wedding. Awesome."
"I've followed you to this hot chocolate factory, Two-Face, and THIS TIME, I'm bringing you downnnnn...!"
"Not so fast, Batman! Your fate lies in a flip of this coin. Heads, you live. Tails, YOU DIE."
*flips coin*
"Huh, DEATH!"
*Batman lunges at Two-Face and accidentally pushes him into the steamer*
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*now in the hospital*
"I'm sorry, Harvey..."
"Don't call me Harvey, call me by my new name.... Three-Face! This is my three-sided die. One, you live. Two, YOU DIE! Three, we drink hot chocolate together."
*rolls the die*
"Ah-hah, looks like you're gonna three-sided DIE!"
*Harvey lunges at Batman, but misses and injures his face again*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Now on top of a building*
"Three-Face, I'm really sorry about the hospital..."
"Call me by my real name... FOUR-FACE! I'm holding four straws in my hand. If you choose the shortest one, YOU DIE. If you choose the longest one, you live! The other two will determine whether I throw bleach on your costume or we drink hot chocolate together."
"Alright, Four-Face, I'll play your game."
*Batman carefully draws a straw and now they're both drinking hot chocolate together*
"Oh, ooo, this is really good hot chocolate."
"Mmm, the soup's not bad either."
"Ooo wait, can I try some?"
"WAIT, HARVEY, NOOOOOOOO!!!"
*but it's too late as Harvey burns his face again*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Not so fast, Batman! Your fate lies in a flip of this coin. Heads, you live. Tails, YOU DIE."
*flips coin*
"Huh, DEATH!"
*Batman lunges at Two-Face and accidentally pushes him into the steamer*
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*now in the hospital*
"I'm sorry, Harvey..."
"Don't call me Harvey, call me by my new name.... Three-Face! This is my three-sided die. One, you live. Two, YOU DIE! Three, we drink hot chocolate together."
*rolls the die*
"Ah-hah, looks like you're gonna three-sided DIE!"
*Harvey lunges at Batman, but misses and injures his face again*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Now on top of a building*
"Three-Face, I'm really sorry about the hospital..."
"Call me by my real name... FOUR-FACE! I'm holding four straws in my hand. If you choose the shortest one, YOU DIE. If you choose the longest one, you live! The other two will determine whether I throw bleach on your costume or we drink hot chocolate together."
"Alright, Four-Face, I'll play your game."
*Batman carefully draws a straw and now they're both drinking hot chocolate together*
"Oh, ooo, this is really good hot chocolate."
"Mmm, the soup's not bad either."
"Ooo wait, can I try some?"
"WAIT, HARVEY, NOOOOOOOO!!!"
*but it's too late as Harvey burns his face again*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I'd rather die than go to Heaven."
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Gentlemen, you've been receiving death threats from some of your fans."
"So they're gonna die?"
"No, Pickles. They're threatening to kill you."
"That... That's a different thing!"
"So they're gonna die?"
"No, Pickles. They're threatening to kill you."
"That... That's a different thing!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Well, who’d have thought?”
“Well bless my soul.”
“Well, who’d have known?”
“Well, who indeed?”
“Who would have guessed they’d commit murder in the snow?”
“It’s so peculiar.”
“Wait and see a few days more
Cause when they’re dead we won’t have masters anymore.”
“Well bless my soul.”
“Well, who’d have known?”
“Well, who indeed?”
“Who would have guessed they’d commit murder in the snow?”
“It’s so peculiar.”
“Wait and see a few days more
Cause when they’re dead we won’t have masters anymore.”
Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!
Nonono! We need to do this first.
But we have to free Hat.
It's just that, you know, he killed twenty-three babies.
Well yeah, but it was in self-defense!
He... killed... twenty three babies in self-defense?
Nonono! We need to do this first.
But we have to free Hat.
It's just that, you know, he killed twenty-three babies.
Well yeah, but it was in self-defense!
He... killed... twenty three babies in self-defense?
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
”Svetlana…looks like you pulled her out of a drain. Like a shower drain. You know, hair and dirt and clumps of hardened shampoo.“
“Yes.“
“Mildew, dead skin, just like... you know, oils from the conditioner that have congealed and turned black inside the drain.”
“Yes. I am familiar with this drain.“
“But... ten dollars cheaper. Ah, this is tough!“
“Yes.“
“Mildew, dead skin, just like... you know, oils from the conditioner that have congealed and turned black inside the drain.”
“Yes. I am familiar with this drain.“
“But... ten dollars cheaper. Ah, this is tough!“
CylieDanny
OK, it's giving Jealousy
Everything is awesome!
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
I can't believe you bought that plow, we can't afford it!
If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
Good!
Fine! I'll never ever do another stupid thing! Good night!
*walks into car door*
If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
Good!
Fine! I'll never ever do another stupid thing! Good night!
*walks into car door*
