The out of context quotes thread

[Yoshi155]

Well, well, wells. If it ain’ts Princess Pukarella and her puky pukemobile.

Oh, yeah?! Well… shut up!

Good comeback, Leela.

You shut up too!

 

[Yoshi155]

Well, there’s your problem right here. You’ve got a skull embedded in your head.

 

[Mr.Fox]

'Who are you people? This is a Look-Out Post. Where's ranger McFadden?'
'i WaS jUsT hApPy To SeE sO mAnY nIcE pEoPle!'
'Quiet you drunk! Where's ranger McFadden?'
'Right here sir, right behind the drunk.'

 

[Yoshi155]

So, Leela, I understand your friend here is a physician, and I’m not seeing a ring on his claw.

Mom, he’s a cockroach from outer space!

 

[Shawna]

“Oh, girl! I’d LOVE to come! But we’re going to the MOON next weekend!”

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Gregory! Tell us about your childhood!"

"Were you always so smart and handsome?"

"Here's my book. Now, shoo, shoo."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Did you just yell ‘pigs’ until the lock opened?”

 

[QueenCobra]

“I don’t like ‘em puttin’ chemicals in the water that turn the friggin’ frogs gay!”

 

[Yoshi155]

Beholdeth, Titanius! I cast a freeze ray upon you!

Pfft. That’s ridiculous. There’s no such thing as a freeze ray. What, you mean a cone of coldness?

Yeah, that.

No! No! Fancy men are defenseless against cone of coldness!

 

[Yoshi155]

Thankfully, the amazing talking horse was rescued and safely returned to the meat department.

 

[VernalLapin]

“Now, all of this runs against our prototypical understanding of the word lava, but what are you gonna do? Cry about it? Go ahead, get lava all over your face. See if I care.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"We've been navigating the American healthcare system. I almost died!"

 

[Yoshi155]

Oh, I just bet you’d like to know why I’m so angry about this dark matter shortage. I bet very much you’d like to know!

You’re right, Professor. We would like to know.

Really? I didn’t think anyone was interested.

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Girl, you brought us here just so you could flirt with Jimmy!"

"Did not! I'm here because Jimmy values my scientific input."

"Why don't those two just get a lab?"

 

[Yoshi155]

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Well, he who denied it, supplied it.

Well, he who articulated it, particulated it.

Well, he who refuted it, tooted it.

…stalemate.

 

[Yoshi155]

Did you see anyone?

Me?

Yes, you. You’re the only one here.

If I’m the only one here, then how could I see anyone?

He’s got a point, Walt.

So does my knee. *knees him in the leg*

 

[Yoshi155]

We shall not join your quest, and furthermore, if mayhem be your intent, you may not cross our lands!

Or what?

Or… uh…

 

[Yoshi155]

All right, listen up, guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.

All right! I knew we could do it!

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Cured meats were a staple of a mariner’s diet at the age of sail, so having baloney in one’s slacks is historically accurate."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“At the last potluck, Jasmine brought a casserole and I found a little fez in it. *Whispering* She cooked the monkey!”