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Throw Something at the Next Poster

*gets blown away, eventually crashes into a distant tree* AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa—ow.

*throws an oil lamp*
 
*holds a lighted match* dont try this at home

*uses villager’s special from smash ult: dream home that summons the triple tanooki’s to demand the debt you owe*
 
*dashes towards the ABD to immediately withdraw the bells needed for the bell payment that I owe*

*throws a ban hammer*
 
*i attempt to dodge but roll a 3 for evasiveness, getting killed and banned from existence instantly*

*throws a sock filled with bees*
 
*gets hit in the face*

*picks it up*

What is this??? Oh no... no, no, NO! Not bees!

*bees proceed to sting me*

ooo, aaa, eee, aaa, ooo, aaa, ow

*falls over and dies*

—-

*throws a giant seashell*
 
he is now my pet mr. spider jr. (yes there was an original mr spider don’t ask)


throws a refrigerator filled with stale cheetos
 
I'm donating this. Hey, uh, could you throw the other one, please?

*Throws a bucket of blue paint*
 
Boy I sure do love standing here just not being blue

Ayo what’s- NOOOOOOOOOOO

*throws a single toothpick*
 
Oh no, it’s a toothpick. Should be fine though.

*gets hit by it and spontaneously explodes*

*somehow throws the resulting flames at the next poster*
 
Yo is this Arizona?

*gets lit up like a suburb during Christmas*

Yep, this is Arizona

*throws my animal crossing villager*
 
You're too edgy for my tastes. Here's some blue paint so you're better!

*Throws some bubblegum*
 
Boy I sure do love standing here. Doing nothing. Uh, just standing. I hope no wacky situation comes my way. Yep, just a mans like me standing here.

*throws a glass of spiders*
 
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