Throw Something at the Next Poster

[.: Meri :.]

*gets blown away, eventually crashes into a distant tree* AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa—ow.

*throws an oil lamp*

 

[Kirbyz]

*holds a lighted match* dont try this at home

*uses villager’s special from smash ult: dream home that summons the triple tanooki’s to demand the debt you owe*

 

[```]

*dashes towards the ABD to immediately withdraw the bells needed for the bell payment that I owe*

*throws a ban hammer*

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

*i attempt to dodge but roll a 3 for evasiveness, getting killed and banned from existence instantly*

*throws a sock filled with bees*

 

[Midoriya]

*gets hit in the face*

*picks it up*

What is this??? Oh no... no, no, NO! Not bees!

*bees proceed to sting me*

ooo, aaa, eee, aaa, ooo, aaa, ow

*falls over and dies*

—-

*throws a giant seashell*

 

[Shellzilla_515]

I’m selling this!

*throws a computer*

 

[Clock]

Keeps it
Throws a spider

 

[SpaceTokki77]

he is now my pet mr. spider jr. (yes there was an original mr spider don’t ask)


throws a refrigerator filled with stale cheetos

 

[Shellzilla_515]

I'm giving it to my worst enemy.

*Throws a block of cheese*

 

[DinosaurDumpster]

*eats it* Delicious, thank you!

*Throws a suitcase full of rocks*

 

[SpaceTokki77]

guess i’m going to Paris now, thanks!

*throws the rocks from the suitcase*

 

[frogslime]

Ouch- Hey-HEY! Did I win The Lottery or something?



*throws my shoe*

 

[Shellzilla_515]

I'm donating this. Hey, uh, could you throw the other one, please?

*Throws a bucket of blue paint*

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Boy I sure do love standing here just not being blue

Ayo what’s- NOOOOOOOOOOO

*throws a single toothpick*

 

[Midoriya]

Oh no, it’s a toothpick. Should be fine though.

*gets hit by it and spontaneously explodes*

*somehow throws the resulting flames at the next poster*

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Yo is this Arizona?

*gets lit up like a suburb during Christmas*

Yep, this is Arizona

*throws my animal crossing villager*

 

[spawnpoint]

so cute -gently holds-

-throws shadow the hedgehog-

 

[Shellzilla_515]

You're too edgy for my tastes. Here's some blue paint so you're better!

*Throws some bubblegum*

 

[SpaceTokki77]

*dodges* gross!

throws nothing

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Boy I sure do love standing here. Doing nothing. Uh, just standing. I hope no wacky situation comes my way. Yep, just a mans like me standing here.

*throws a glass of spiders*