Wisp's Scattered Spirit

[Aniko]

The phone is suddenly ringing...

 

[Mr.Fox]

*door slowly creaking open*

 

[Doo]

Boo

 

[skarmoury]

Hey wisp watch me discard my shooting star collectible

 

[Muna]

Our lives are meaningless on the vast scale of the universe. We’re all going to die, and in the end, it was all for nothing.

 

[AngelTheRabbit]

 

[Snek]

Hey Wisp! Let me tell you a cool story:

"Z̴̗̩̺̩̅̆ͅĮ̸̨̻̀͑̂͜P̴̡͖̘̿́͗̚P̴̖͖͕̰̉Ę̷̞̫̆̋̆̌̽R̶̯̪̈́͆̈̆̈́ ̴͈͔̹̟̖͆͌̃̿́Î̸̲̟͚Ş̵̗̠̹̦̄̚ ̷͇͕̓̾̾̋̊B̵͔̎̑Ḙ̷͓̱̆̆ͅͅH̴͕̳̖̐I̶̢̫̥̮̓́͑̅N̷̩̭͓̙̋D̴̹̤̝͊̋ ̷̳̦̪͚̿͠ͅY̵̜͉̮̾ͅO̵̝̬͆̓̏̕̕Ủ̵͈̦̙͆̓͠"

The end.

 

[Chibi.Hoshi]

Every time you feel fear, it will come back to haunt you. Tread float carefully, for the living can be just as frightening.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Knock knock

“Hello. I’m Elder Jones and this is Elder Graham. We’re here to tell you all about the wonderful world of Mormons! We have nothing else to do today and we will not leave you alone until we are done wasting your time. We’ll just barge into your home and invade your privacy now!”

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

wisp, I found a friend for you!

 

[roseflower]

Oh, there's a mosquito in your room... it makes a loud buzzing sound...

 

[DaCoSim]

The phone is suddenly ringing...

That immediately made me think of the wonder pets

 

[Azzy]

Wisp, I have something really important to tell you. I've been looking for you for a long time to share this.

Spoiler: Important Message for Wisp

I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

Wisp, I have something really important to tell you. I've been looking for you for a long time to share this.

Spoiler: Important Message for Wisp

I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.

"hi, we've been trying to reach you about your life's extended warranty"

 

[Coach]

 

[Giddy]

I'm sorry, but due to the fact that you are a spirit that hasn't crossed over, you are still required to pay off all your debts.
Please go here to deposit bells.

 

[himekirako]

 

[Flyffel]

Wisp, you are cursed! If you don't answer your phone the next time it rings, you'll die. True story.

 

[DaCoSim]

I'm sorry, but due to the fact that you are a spirit that hasn't crossed over, you are still required to pay off all your debts.
Please go here to deposit bells.

I tried to go deposit for dear sweet wisp, but Rick sent me here!

Spoiler: here

 

[Rio_]

There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher:

• First, the lights will flicker on and off.
• Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there.
• And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus, that ran him over! Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's already dead! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand... He opens the door... He slowly approaches the counter!

And y'know what he does next?

He gets ya!