1000 MORE Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart.

[Flare]

Play the Song of Storms to cause a Flood.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Grab a tennis racket and start throwing random things up in the air and hitting them with the racket.

Tbh that sounds like something I would do.

 

[SensaiGallade]

we don't have walmart here in the uk so idk exactly what could get you kicked out but

building a rocket ship made of solely sodas, and then detonating it

Well Wal-Mart owns Asda sooooooooo...

Build a toilet paper fortress in one of the aisles and throw rolls of toilet paper at people who dare to approach.

 

[Alienfish]

steal all the bras and panties, get naked and put them all on and walk around the store approach random kids

 

[Alienfish]

Replace a cashier, sit in their chair/stand and smoke weed, and blast some hippie music on the loudest volume

 

[cardboardcanary]

Go to YouTube on every computer and make them all blast the Nyan Cat song full volume

 

[Alienfish]

Burn all the magazines about shooting/hunting/etc. in a huge bonfire in the middle of the store.

 

[cardboardcanary]

Run through the aisles squeaking the really loud dog toys.

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as a squirrel, proceed to steal all the nuts and go hide somewhere in the aisles and throw 'em on people.

 

[Alienfish]

Play Frank Zappa's song "Bobby Brown" in the loudspeakers

 

[carp]

lick the cashier's earlobe

 

[Verecund]

Have shopping cart races down all the aisles!

 

[GreatUsername]

Tear all the labels off the canned foods

 

[Alienfish]

Fill all the water guns with yogurt and approach random people, claim you're James Bond and shoot them down because you need to save the world.

 

[Alienfish]

Switch out all the kids' dvds with adult ones.

 

[Alienfish]

steal all the pick n mix candy and pour it into the fish freezer

 

[Alienfish]

Rip open all the Barbie dolls and burn them all in a giant bonfire in the middle of the store

 

[IcySetsuna]

Or...you know, grab a toy lightsaber with a friend and fight in front of an employee...

 

[Alienfish]

force an employee to make out with you in the PA room and broadcast it in the kids section

 

[SillyPrinny]

I wonder, could I really be kicked out if I welded the doors shut and I mean ALL of them? I mean I guess they would WANT to kick me out, but good luck on that one....