1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Dawnpiplup]

Order at the McDolnalds section (if they have one in the store) and tell the cashier that your name is Spartacus. Then, have a large group of men at the ready. Then when the worker says "Spartacus" make the men say "I AM SPARTACUS, NO I AM SPARTACUS!" nonstop. Also, make someone say asparagus lol

 

[Alienfish]

^^ LOL

Also at the McD shack, go behind the counter and sneak in to where they make the french fries, start eating from the grill and if someone asks tell them you're from a restaurant association and you need to check the quality of the fries.

 

[biibii]

ask for the manager and tell him that targets hiring

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Celebrate Gallagher Day!

(By smashing all of the watermelons with a sledge hammer)

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as a football mascot and throw canned fish at people

 

[tybalt_cake]

Get teh FaZe Clan of TBT-Moko,DawnPiplup,Jas0n and Tina
1.Open all the doritos bags and mtndew bottles u see,throw all of them in teh floor
2.Dress as Sanic the hedgehog and run all over the store,slap/kick/punch everyone u see and then run FAST!!
3.In the warehouse of the store,kikscope all the people and then smoke weed there,starting from 4:20 PM
4.lvl a cashier-simple
5.Stole all the money of the cashiers and give them to all the customers
6.Make a party in the middle of the store,invite for people of TBT! (works better if there Jas0n A.K.A Snoop Dogg)
7.While the party is on,everyone whos employee of the store,scream to them:LOOMINATI!!!!!. and then kick them in the eye
8.Invite brazzers...err,i think its better we skip dat (plz dont search it)
9.Have fun!

 

[Alienfish]

> googled brazzers

>>rip sleep

 

[tybalt_cake]

> googled brazzers

>>rip sleep

i told to u DONT SEARCH IT

 

[Alienfish]

it's like those girls in dat meme eating **** lol

anyways, take some window cleaner and smear it on the soccer balls, then release the balls and kick them on people

 

[CoobaCupcake]

Hand out invitations for a Nakey Party in the toy aisle at midnight

 

[MissLily123]

Create your own strip club with Barbie dolls and Monster high girls. (Also use the monster high schools and buildings)

 

[Alienfish]

play sexy music in loudspeakers while doing above

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Wear a SpongeBob costume that's very big and run into random people in the store.

 

[Damniel]

Yell "BUSH DID 9/11" while dressed as a pilot with you airplanes in your arms

- - - Post Merge - - -

Then try to burn Walmart down with jet fuel

 

[MissLily123]

Scream that everything is half price

 

[Alienfish]

Wear a SpongeBob costume that's very big and run into random people in the store.

Grab all the crabs from the freezer and sling at people

 

[mintellect]

Dress up as Sonic and run around screaming "GOTTA GO FAST!"

 

[Alienfish]

bring a lot of champagne, drink it somewhere in the store and run around singing LETS GET TOGETHER THE TWO OF US OVER A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE

 

[Damniel]

Steel some sweets in the store and start a bake Sale

 

[Alienfish]

take all the the donuts, get naked and tape them all over your body and play around in the kids section