1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

Get some really sharp shuriken and throw at the staff

 

[Damniel]

play my mixtape on the speakers

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Find a basketball hoop, climb on top of it, have a friend toss you a basketball, and then act like miley cyrus.

 

[Alienfish]

Open all the real life baby dolls and start breast feeding them

 

[sock]

THROW CAKES AT THE STAFF

 

[Alienfish]

Take all the socks and sew them together

 

[Goldenapple]

Streak through the center of the kids department c:

 

[himeki]

Hide around the other side of the toy isle and when a kid walks past come out and in a raspy voice say "heeey kidssss do you want some candy from my vaaaaaan?"

 

[Alienfish]

Hide around the other side of the toy isle and when a kid walks past come out and in a raspy voice say "heeey kidssss do you want some candy from my vaaaaaan?"

gold

dress up as an old man and grope teenagers lol

 

[mintellect]

Play the Lavender Town theme on the speakers.

 

[Alienfish]

Fill the store with water and let loose platypuses

 

[mintellect]

Replace all the water bottles with bottles of mud.

 

[Alienfish]

Steal all the mtn dew and replace with fake cans that says tnm wed

 

[mintellect]

Unleash an army of Metroids.

 

[Alienfish]

Take the condoms, hand them out to parents in the kid section and ask if they wanna woohoo

 

[MissLily123]

Take the condoms, hand them out to parents in the kid section and ask if they wanna woohoo

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Use the condoms as water balloons or just regular ones and hand em out

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Shake up all the sodas.

 

[mintellect]

Put mentos in the sodas and

WATCH EM EXPLOOOOOOOODE!

 

[Damniel]

play its raining men in the speakers

 

[MissLily123]

Dress up in halloween costumes and have a fashion show