1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Dawnpiplup]

oh god +10 you da real mvp

Then if they complain, take all the cheetos and mtn dew and throw after them

I know I am, dude. I'm just cool like that...XD

Do the whip in front of an old lady and force her to do the gangam style by hitting her with her own purse and yell at the top of your lungs, "THIS IS WHAT MY MOM WOULD DO MWAHAHAHA"

 

[Math]

#682

start a meth lab in the aisle

 

[brownboy102]

#683
Go in, act like your drunk and give spiked candy to children whilst impersonating a Walmart employee.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Go to the camping section with a few friends and set up several tents right in the isle, maybe light up a propane stove and roast some weenies, maybe go fishing in the tanks and catch a few gold fish for dinner. Pour a couple bags of soil on the ground for an au natural feel to your camping experience. All of this is better if you wait until the store closes and is dark because then you can light your lanterns and spray lots of bug spray for no reason! Happy camping!

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

#685

Bring snacks and a blanket and sit infront of the TVs and watch TV while eating your snacks.

 

[Alienfish]

Tie some of the staff up to the chair, naked.. dress up as their boss and force the to lick your boots.

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Fill up a kiddie pool and go in it with your clothes on in the middle of the store and act extremely drunk and then go around trying to hug people.

 

[Alienfish]

*them

take all the sleeping pills and give to the cashiers so they cant take your money

 

[MissLily123]

Destroy the ATMs

 

[Damniel]

Steal an apple from the apple section

 

[mintellect]

Steal two apples from the apple section

 

[brownboy102]

Use the treadmills like your at a gym
That was #692

 

[PixyVenom100]

#693

Have a food fight/hide and seek with your squad.

 

[Alienfish]

Drug the cashiers and put large creepy dolls in their seats

 

[sock]

Steal some really long socks, slide down the aisle in them and knock over everything you come across. (Idea from Amy & Roger's Epic Detour)

Oh, and jump on all the beds/sofas

 

[Alienfish]

lol xD

get water all over the floors, freeze it so you can skate around freely, get a huge spiked club and knock down all the greasy and mushy stuff from the shelves

 

[Thatweirdhetalian]

Smack everyone in the store with a fish

 

[Alienfish]

FISH KILL!

have woohoo with some fruits and broadcast it over the PA system

 

[Damniel]

Say Shrek is Love Shrek is life on the speakers.

 

[brownboy102]

FISH KILL!

have woohoo with some fruits and broadcast it over the PA system

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#700 Download viruses onto their computers.