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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

get married in wallmart and have the cashier as the priest

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be more fabulous than the other shoppers
 
Pretend to be someone's grandma. Then when they try to kick you out, rip off your fake wig and start eating all the Doritos.
 
Dawnpiplup said:
Pretend to be someone's grandma. Then when they try to kick you out, rip off your fake wig and start eating all the Doritos.
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oh god +10 you da real mvp

Then if they complain, take all the cheetos and mtn dew and throw after them
 
Get shades and walk in screaming "IM HAVIN A BAD BAD DAY ITS BOUT TIME THAT I GET MAI WAYYYY" And then knock of the nearest cereal box.
 
Dress up as that taco suit man from Tinder and hug random people and say they wanted burritos
 
Hide in a plant pot until midnight then sneak out and put red pandas everywhere

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Real ones

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That hiss and bite

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And fly
 
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