1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

(you dont need to number posts do it auto lol)

Um, that was a TF2 ref but k never played much Sims.

Anyways, steal all the light bulbs, hold them over peoples head whenever they think out loud

 

[brownboy102]

(I like numbers doe(not really))
Oh seriously? Damnit.

Take a nerd gone and shoot everyone, pretending your in a war zone.

 

[Alienfish]

take all the grilled chickens and hit the dart boards

 

[brownboy102]

Take a picture of the Walmart manager, tape it to a wall and stab it over and over again.

 

[Alienfish]

drug the manager, dress him up as Crayon Shin-chan and put him in the kids' section naked

 

[brownboy102]

Run around covered in only whipped cream.

 

[Alienfish]

..and put on some samba music and dance while doing it

 

[brownboy102]

And harrass people to join

 

[Alienfish]

If they don't hit them with cucumbers and shout all around the stores they suck so hard

 

[brownboy102]

Then strip the people down and throw them at the entrance.

 

[Alienfish]

Have some dom people teach them some manners so they can join the dance

 

[brownboy102]

And when the whipped cream is done steal some more.

 

[Alienfish]

and make a huge cake in front of the staff when they accuse you of stealing it

 

[brownboy102]

Then push them into the cake.

 

[Alienfish]

Where you hid some poop

 

[brownboy102]

Then make them eat the poop filled cake.

 

[Alienfish]

bring in some people dressed up as sailor moon and make them shout "in the name of the moon i will punish you"

 

[MissLily123]

Reenact the War of 1812 with your history class using all the toy weapons you can find

 

[brownboy102]

Let a bunch of rats loose inside.

 

[Alienfish]

fill all the water balloons with canned soup and throw at the cashiers