1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Meg-Mog]

Build a pillow fort and declare it your fluffy kingdom.

 

[JustAWeavile]

give birth in the grocery isle

 

[Alienfish]

steal all the headphones and cut them up, then put them back in the packages

 

[Xerolin]

give birth in the grocery isle

Actually, people have given birth in Walmart

Go up to a fat person and pull off their shirt and play their tummy like a bongo

 

[uwuzumakii]

Start punching people for no reason and complain that they got their blood on your fists.

 

[piichinu]

set fire to the minions merchandise

 

[Xerolin]

set fire to the minions merchandise

Yaaaaassss
Get kicked out B)

 

[Alienfish]

grab random people's boobs and twist their nipples

 

[Xerolin]

Ow

 

[ZetaFunction]

Buy a snickers bar or chocolate bar, then before you leave use the restroom, go in a stall, and rub it in your hands so it melts. Put the chocobar in the toilet seat or on the floor, and wipe a little on some toilet paper, and stick it to under your shoe.

Flush and leave the stall, keeping the rest of the chocobar on the floor/seat, and go back through Walmart buying stuff in style

 

[Xerolin]

Get one of those toy light sabers and start hitting someone with it

 

[JustAWeavile]

Promote your new forum game called Villager Roasting

 

[Lady Black]

Pretend you're sleeping in the middle of a relatively busy aisle.

 

[Xerolin]

bump a dead thread

 

[tsantsa]

Get some paper plates from one of the aisels, get some whipped cream from one of the others, and pie a worker in le face.

 

[Alienfish]

throw sushi ginger in people's faces

 

[Xerolin]

shove tofu down people's throats

 

[brownboy102]

Go streaking.

 

[Alienfish]

force the kids to eat wasabi and watch em cry

 

[Fjoora]

Use the grocery section as your own personal buffet. If someone asks you what in the world you're doing, ask for a refill on your drink.