1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[brownboy102]

Take everything in the store and don't pay

 

[Damniel]

Be perfect like me, then they can't handle it and need me to leave for their safety.

 

[Xerolin]

Do a waltz with everyone

 

[Bloobloop]

Get makeup from the aisle, put it on, and saunter around like you're all that and a bag of chips

 

[Xerolin]

Live in Walmart for 3 years behind the ball cage

Thumbs up for the reference

 

[brownboy102]

Ask everyone to follow you on tumblr

 

[Xerolin]

Find the manager and with a black sharpie, on his smooth, shiny top of head, write "U B ugly M8"

 

[jiny]

pop the balloons at the cash registers.

 

[brownboy102]

Walk around in a very loose bikini

 

[Xerolin]

Put a sign by the swimsuits that says "THINK HOW MANY WOMAN'S VAGINISISISIS HAVE TOUCHED THE PLASTIC LABEL THING"

 

[Alienfish]

Tie up the boss in the middle of the store and poke him with electric sticks.

 

[Xerolin]

Bust into the store with a horse and riding around the store in a circle, sing "she'll be riding around the mountain when she comes"

 

[Sleepi]

pretend that you are a mannequin, then when someone walks by check your watch and say "finally my shift is done, I don't get paid enough to do this".

 

[Alienfish]

pretend that you are a mannequin, then when someone walks by check your watch and say "finally my shift is done, I don't get paid enough to do this".

oh yes XD

run around naked, fap and shout SEXUAL FREEEEEDOOOMMMM~

 

[Sleepi]

hide in a boys clothes rack, and when someone with glasses walks by jump out and shout "you're a wizard, harry!"

 

[Alienfish]

hide behind cashier, throws hot coffee on them whenever they are too slow

 

[Sleepi]

challenge other customers to duels with rolls of wrapping paper

 

[Alienfish]

take out all the wrapping gift threads and run around dropping them on the floor and watch em roll

 

[brownboy102]

Take to long at the self service isle

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Aww man guys I am just reading these posts and I am just amazed at our creativity XD

On Halloween night, wait until a person wearing a creeper Minecraft outfit comes into the store and then set them on fire.