1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

..then tie up a staff member to it

 

[brownboy102]

Walk in with a whip and someone else and give the someone else forty lashes.

 

[Xerolin]

Yaaas

Get one of those kiddie pools, fill it with cereal and milk. Giant bowl of cereal

 

[Alienfish]

blow up all the kiddie pools, then pop em with needles

 

[jiny]

open all the pop tart packages and eat them all

 

[brownboy102]

Release 184 penguins into the school

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Dress up as a security guard and walk around the store proudly and dignantly. Then, when no one is looking, sneak into the manager's office and put "Gangnam Style" on the intercom. Then put up a disco ball and dance around the store like you mean it

 

[Xerolin]

Mop the floors with the stickiest cranberry juice you can find in the water, and claim it to be pine-sol

 

[brownboy102]

Just don't go to the Wall-Mart

 

[Xerolin]

Go in drunk and let you imagination run wild c:

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

shout things to random people in Punjabi

 

[brownboy102]

shout things to random people in Punjabi

ਅਸਚਰਜ ਜਤਨ ਜਗਤ ਸ਼ੰਕਰ ੱਬ ਜੱਟਾਂ ਸਕਕ

 

[Xerolin]

When no one's looking, sneak to where the PA is and put on porn. People be liek O-O tf...

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

ਅਸਚਰਜ ਜਤਨ ਜਗਤ ਸ਼ੰਕਰ ੱਬ ਜੱਟਾਂ ਸਕਕ

ਮੈਨੂੰ ਹੱਸੇ!


go to the paper section, unwrap all the paper, and throw them everywhere
even crumble them up and pretend ur playing snowball fights in the store

 

[brownboy102]

Ask everyone if they want to build a hoard of evil snowmen.

 

[Xerolin]

Throw ice cubes everywhere. 10+ bags' worth

 

[brownboy102]

Turn walmart into feudal Japan.

 

[Xerolin]

Release the rats

 

[brownboy102]

Just be straight up disgusting

 

[Xerolin]

Stalk people