1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[brownboy102]

Yell at everyone in text talk

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

HEY!! We already hit 1,000 just yesterday!!

 

[Xerolin]

HEY!! We already hit 1,000 just yesterday!!

Curtesy of moi uwu
Run around shouting "BRONIES FTW YAAAAS"

 

[Dawnpiplup]

HEY!! We already hit 1,000 just yesterday!!

I know, but we're still going to do this. I think some people said to try and reach a million posts. Nevertheless...

Build a Wal-mart bowling alley in the middle of the store. Then, instead of using bowling balls and pins, use a shopping cart as a replacement for bowling balls and random children as pins.

 

[Lily.]

I know, but we're still going to do this. I think some people said to try and reach a million posts. Nevertheless...

Build a Wal-mart bowling alley in the middle of the store. Then, instead of using bowling balls and pins, use a shopping cart as a replacement for bowling balls and random children as pins.

I'd pay serious money to go bowl there.

 

[Xerolin]

I'd pay serious money to go bowl there.

Saaaaammeeee

Stick a mannequin in a black garbage back like a corpse bag, pour fake blood in, and poke a few holes on the bottom. Drag it around the store

 

[Dawnpiplup]

^^LOL, that would be so awesome if someone actually did that on the night of Halloween...

Dress up as George Washington and ride into the store with a horse and yell, "So this is what this generation looks like?" And then start riding all around the store and rip old people's fake hair off.

 

[Xerolin]

Start throwing eggs at everyone

 

[brownboy102]

Go streaking and charge people to look at you

 

[toadsworthy]

well for guys... just awkwardly stand in the ladies undergarment aisle and stare around in amazement at everything

 

[Bloobloop]

Oh, and if you're a guy, put some lingerie on your head like a hat and proudly walk around with it.

 

[brownboy102]

Sniff the panties

 

[Alienfish]

fill your pants with candy and let it pour out down your shoes and to the floor as you walk.

also +1 if you get the ref lel

 

[cIementine]

Oh, and if you're a guy, put some lingerie on your head like a hat and proudly walk around with it.

if you're a guy, put on the lingerie and speak to the ladies

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Since it's Halloween time get a group of 5+ friends and open all of the Banana costumes and run through the produce section to save all of your fruity comrades!

 

[Alienfish]

Since it's Halloween time get a group of 5+ friends and open all of the Banana costumes and run through the produce section to save all of your fruity comrades!

Sing peanut butter jelly time while doing it xD

 

[brownboy102]

Walk in and fart extremely loudly, causing earthquakes.

 

[Xerolin]

Feed someone a howtobasic recipe

 

[Alienfish]

take out all the slime-in-a-jars and throw them on kids

 

[Xerolin]

Get all the slime in a jars and put them together, causing one big, slimy, squishy beanbag