1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

Dress up as a rare Pok?mon, place yourself in front of a group of people playing Pok?mon GO and shout; HERE'S [rare pok?mon]! WOO! and troll them until they get mad as hell and demand them to waste Pok?balls in order to catch you.

 

[Taj]

Play Jacob Sartorius Sweashirt in the intercom

 

[SugardewVillage]

Do Charlie Charlie in front of little kids and tell them about him.

 

[Alienfish]

take all the marmalade/jam jars and start smearing random kids and whisper "ohh yeah baby want me to lick you clean" in their ears

 

[SugardewVillage]

Release a bunch of Wasps and Mosquitoes and Bullet Ants inside.

---

Go to China, fill a bunch of jars with air pollution, then go back home, go to Walmart, then release all that nice beautiful pollution.
Then, tell the Security that you were just trying to make your country just as beautiful as China because you were jealous of it and couldn't afford to move there.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Release a bunch of Wasps and Mosquitoes and Bullet Ants inside.

---

Go to China, fill a bunch of jars with air pollution, then go back home, go to Walmart, then release all that nice beautiful pollution.
Then, tell the Security that you were just trying to make your country just as beautiful as China because you were jealous of it and couldn't afford to move there.

*ACK!*

WHAT!? How DARE you insult the Chinese like that!?

I got one for ya!! How about you try hiring a real programmer!?

About that, Imma clip-clap like a horse! *CHOK CHOK CHOK CHOK*

 

[N e s s]

Bring a chicken to the returns section and say you want to return it.

 

[chaicow]

Ride a horse in Walmart

 

[SugardewVillage]

*ACK!*

WHAT!? How DARE you insult the Chinese like that!?

I got one for ya!! How about you try hiring a real programmer!?

About that, Imma clip-clap like a horse! *CHOK CHOK CHOK CHOK*

I'm not insulting them, I hate when people say Ching Chong and stuff like that, but they have serious problems with pollution and it's supposed to be funny telling the police it's beautiful, it's a dumb funny excuse.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Buy a lego set thing then empty it and burn all the pieces then put them back in the box and say you want to return.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Get naked and rub yourself all over everything, especially the food.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Buy a lego set thing then empty it and burn all the pieces then put them back in the box and say you want to return.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Get naked and rub yourself all over everything, especially the food.

THAT'S ENOUGH!

*takes out a mallet* Don't make me use this...

 

[namiieco]

start vomiting while watching musical.ly's

 

[SugardewVillage]

THAT'S ENOUGH!

*takes out a mallet* Don't make me use this...

你必須真的想逮捕。

 

[namiieco]

smash all the cups

 

[Alienfish]

Overload all the rice cookers at once and watch the fun ~

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Laugh loudly at all the medicines for old people in the pharmacy labeled "aids in bowel movement"

 

[Akira-chan]

Ride all the bikes and skateboards while blasting speed racer

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

你必須真的想逮捕。

I can't understand a single word you're saying! Could you translate that whole darn sentence!?

 

[robbywow]

Play hide and seek without them knowing.

Just jump out at them and shout I FOUND YOU!

 

[Psydye]

Blast a boom box of Slayer while running around.

 

[Alienfish]

Take all those unpopped popcorn seed bags, open them up and run around in the store and empty them everywhere