1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Antonio]

take over the mic and say everything is 80% off

 

[Alienfish]

peel all the bananas, cover them all peels in soap or something slippery and throw in front of kids

 

[Akira-chan]

Eat all the seasonings

 

[Alienfish]

Drench all the phone covers in mustard and throw them around

 

[SugardewVillage]

I can't understand a single word you're saying! Could you translate that whole darn sentence!?

Oh, I'm sorry that you don't know how to use google translate.

It says...

You must really want to get arrested.

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Say on the microphone "Attention all Wal-Mart customers, everything is 100% off, and we will pay you!

 

[mintellect]

Lay seductively in the ball pit thing and every time someone walks by say "Hey girl, want some balls?"

 

[SugardewVillage]

Advertise for Target.

 

[CatsAreSuperCool]

Build up speed for 12 hours and scream something about parallel universes.

 

[Alienfish]

put meme posters up all around the store

 

[NathanBros]

Walk nude.

 

[Alienfish]

Clog the pipes with avocado seeds

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

Leaving a trail of ketchup or red dye towards the woman's restroom.

 

[Xerolin]

spray everything with spray paint

 

[namiieco]

eat all the food

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

Burn something. Or teepee the place.

 

[Alienfish]

take out all the ethanol-cleaning liquids, pour up paper mugs and offer people "free drinks"

 

[CatsAreSuperCool]

scream "let's get right into the news" while sliding down the aisles on your shopping cart

 

[SugardewVillage]

Sit on the furniture on display naked and if someone asked "What are you doing?" or let's be more realistic "What the **** are you doing?" Say "Oh, I thought this was a free hotel." And just stay there pretending to still think that until you get kicked out and arrested.

 

[Rory&Easton]

Throw lemons at people

 

[Worldsvamp]

grab mens bootys