1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

Take all the bacon snacks/chips and pour them over the cashiers shouting MEAT IS MURDER

 

[bigger34]

Get a bunch of friends, dress up in cloaks, grab all of the candles and light them in a large circle around friends, and start loudly chanting about summoning satan.

 

[Bellrich]

Chase everyone with a immensely-sized pencil while yelling:

ME HOY MINOY!

LOL MEMORIES THAT EPISODE GAVE ME NIGHTMARES WHEN I WAS LITTLE

 

[Discord]

Stand next to a mannequin and and pretend your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this."

 

[Alienfish]

Hoard all the espresso machines and whatever capsules needed, line 'em up in a long line where people are queuing to pay, put them on all at once and let the coffee flow ~

 

[namiieco]

Go on a mass killing spree

 

[Alienfish]

Bring tons of PS Vita consoles, hand out to the children and hack them so they can only play h-games.

 

[Discord]

Worship every person that enters the store like an aztec god.

 

[namiieco]

start making some coffee with the stores products

 

[Alienfish]

Kidnap a buncha kids, hide somewhere in the ceiling and throw them down in random carts and watch whoever pushing that one scream

 

[Discord]

Hide in a rack of boy's clothing, once a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"

 

[HungryForCereal]

bring 10 phones and 10 portable speakers and play ''The Fox'' on max volume. dont forget to put it on repeat too.

 

[Tensu]

Interrupt a Walmart pep rally. It gets weird.

 

[Hopeless Opus]

ride their bikes, they get pissed off

 

[N a t]

Even tho this is past 1k and some of these are probs duped, you would totes get kicked out if you tied a bunch of misbehaving children to a shopping cart and had them pull you through the store, and your friend did the same, and you both used fishing poles or pool noodles to joust down the dairy isle.

 

[hamster]

leave cryptic messages on the typewriters

 

[SensaiGallade]

Make a toilet paper fort in the toilet paper section.

 

[namiieco]

bring your dog in and pointing the people and shouting kill to the dog

 

[debinoresu]

busting it in the produce aisle

 

[namiieco]

poop on one of the pencils infont of little kids