1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alyx]

Stand on the customer service desk and attempt to start either a harlem shake or try to get other people into Gangnam Style.

 

[hamster]

just punch an employee idk

 

[Turbo]

Go up to the checkout and purchase doughnuts, doughnut holes and glue. Watch the cashier's reaction.

 

[GingerGypsy]

#???

Buy a Shovel, a Tarp, Three gallons of Bleach, some Duct Tape and a pair of Hedge Clippers, take it up the the cashier and while she's looking at you very nervously, ask if Wal-mart offers a cleaning service..."you know, like Serv-pro...like it never happened?"

 

[Noah98789]

grab a banana, go to the door and in a minion voice (the yellow things from minions movie) yell BA-- BA-- BAAAANANAA

 

[hamster]

grab a banana, go to the door and in a minion voice (the yellow things from minions movie) yell BA-- BA-- BAAAANANAA

i think you'd get shot for doing that

 

[phoenixfab]

climb a shelf and start screaming about communism

 

[probablycloudy]

Dump all the chicken noodle soup into one of the blow up pools and swim it in (added bonus if you add a pool noodle and start making puns)

 

[Bunnilla]

#idk

Steal a bunch of things by putting them in a cart and dashing with it out the entrance.

 

[Noah98789]

tie up a kid and mom to a chair, tie tnt on their faces and hold a sign saying 99999999 bucks and they go free

 

[idiotdoomspiral]

dress up in a fursuit and wave at and pat scared kids on the back

 

[hamster]

dress up in a fursuit and wave at and pat scared kids on the back

i think you'd get put down for that

 

[idiotdoomspiral]

i think you'd get put down for that

i'm chris hansen,

 

[Noah98789]

make a line of kids by handcuffing them to eachother

 

[idiotdoomspiral]

cycle around the place on those little bikes and honk at the staff

 

[KingKyle]

Delete System32 on the computer(if they run Windows), if they have Windows 95 or 98 then destroy the computer's BIOS (with Flashkiller(a virus that destroys BIOSes)

 

[JustAWeavile]

Brag over the intercom about how you have accidentally created one of the most popular forum games on tbt

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Like seriously I was 14 when I created this thread 3 years ago and I forgot all about it O_O

 

[kylie32123]

Get a saxaphone and go follow a certain person around the store while playing it. This works- I've tried it.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

#8,492 - Attempt to turn the store into an Alola Theme Park.

 

[kikotoot]

wire all the tv's to show the smash bros u demo and host a tournament