1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Akira-chan]

Steal all the pokemon merch and become a real trainer.

 

[SugardewVillage]

Ride around on a tiger

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make a line of kids by handcuffing them to eachother

Yaaaassssss, great idea Noah.

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Summon demons.

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Start another civil war (in America) at Walmart

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Kill all the Trump supporters

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Kill all the Hillary supporters

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Kill everyone

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Kill yourself

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Stick your fingers up everyone's butt hole

 

[Irelia]

PLACE AT LEAST 200 PICTURES OF STEVE BUSCEMI PLASTERED ALL OVER THE WALLS

 

[Dim]

Come in and RKO someone out of nowhere!

#First2017Kickout

 

[Haskell]

Bring a gun into Walmart and shoot yourself.

 

[Xandra]

Say you like Target better.

 

[Dim]

Karate Chop your friend into a pile of cans!

 

[Haskell]

Start eating all dem candy bars.

 

[ReesesRainbowHelixXOXO]

Blast Weird Al songs while riding around the store in a shopping cart.

 

[Akira-chan]

fill a pool in the store with water and jello mix and shove it in a cold area for B I G JE L LO

 

[Wyvernaa]

Speak like an overdramatic anime character, challenge random customers to samurai sword battles with fake swords from the toy section, swear them to be your sworn enemy.

 

[SensaiGallade]

Run around the shop wearing a santa suit and steal stuff from other peoples carts while ringing a bell and shouting "tis' the season to be stealing"

Don't judge me, I don't care if it isnt Christmas or not

 

[Dim]

Come in dressed as a creepy clown (kicked out forever)

 

[Soraru]

build a giant fort made out of toilet paper.

 

[Flare]

Burn a Cashier.

 

[Haskell]

Tell them the music they play is trash trash garbage.

 

[Sanrio]

hit some pots and pans together while yelling "I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL , Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME"

 

[Haskell]

Go in barefoot.

 

[LadyRainb]

Attempt to steal all the cakes.

 

[B e t h a n y]

Go in barefoot.

every bogan in Australia would be banned from kmart