1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Flare]

Put a Cashier on Fire.

 

[B e t h a n y]

steal all the Reece's peanut cups

 

[Flare]

Lick a Person.

 

[B e t h a n y]

Bring 1,000 ducks into the store

 

[TheMisaMisa]

Ride around on your Heely's while the employee is watching and pretend you're hella cool (yes I did do this while I was still an elementary school student don't judge me)

 

[Flare]

Drive your car indoors.

 

[B e t h a n y]

Ride around on your Heely's while the employee is watching and pretend you're hella cool (yes I did do this while I was still an elementary school student don't judge me)

You probably did this yesterday smh

 

[Flare]

Throw a Child.

 

[Sanrio]

steal a lawnmower

 

[B e t h a n y]

try and plant a pear tree in there

 

[TheMisaMisa]

You probably did this yesterday smh

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give out plastic zip lock bags of "oregano" and "powdered sugar" to small children

 

[Sanrio]

dress up as a dinosaur

 

[AngelBunny]

jump on the bouncy balls (/0.0)/

 

[MoeLover]

Deflate all the balls and tires on the bikes.

 

[AngelBunny]

ride one of the bikes

 

[Flare]

Smuggle a Person.

 

[AngelBunny]

unbox all the donuts and place them all over the store

 

[Flare]

Release a Cage of Bunnies.

 

[Sanrio]

kick a kindergardener

 

[kylie32123]

take a cat to the pet isle and open all the bags of cat treats while pouring them all on the floor