1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Mink777]

Start hating on Biskit and yell something mean to him on the intercom. Sound familiar Weavile?

 

[Brookie]

Eat all their potato chips

 

[Mink777]

Scream, "I LOVE TARGET!"

 

[Flare]

Dance in a Teletubby costume.

 

[Bcat]

Hold a race with the scooters

 

[SensaiGallade]

Cover the floor of the whole store in oil and slide around in you're underwear

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Stuff a giant parade sized balloon of midna into the front door and blare twilight princess music.

 

[Fearthecuteness]

Riding an elephant around in there (has this been said yet?).

 

[Torterraxe]

pour soda and nacho cheese all over the customers and staff with your friends and have a food war

you can also fill water guns with laundry detergent or milk or something and use that too

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Get splatoon splattershots and go and ink the entire store like its arowana mall

 

[Sanrio]

kick a dozen children

- - - Post Merge - - -

Get splatoon splattershots and go and ink the entire store like its arowana mall

YOUR A KID! YOUR A SQUID!

i'll show myself out

 

[gravitycrossing]

trying to spend 24 hours hidden in the toilet paper aisle for youtube

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

trying to spend 24 hours hidden in the toilet paper aisle for youtube

I find this one pretty funny XD

Camping out in a tent display overnight and eating nutella with bread from the shelf without paying

 

[Akira-chan]

dump all the ketchup bottles from the shelfs on yourself and scream "IM HIT" over and over again

 

[Bcat]

open a jar of mayonnaise without paying for it and eat it like a pudding cup

 

[Brookie]

throw cheeto powder on everyone

 

[NathanBros]

Try some clothes outside the reserved area

 

[Dim]

RKO shoppers out of nowhere

 

[Brookie]

Hit everyone with nets and say "I'm sorry I thought you only got angry the third time"

 

[Alienfish]

Take all the Pok?mon merch and hand out to the 65+ people.