1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[matt]

I can think of a few things but there's kiddies on this forum so I'd better not...

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Throw dodgeballs at old people

 

[Midoriya]

Have Shulk say, “I’m really feeling it!” And he ends up slicing the store in half with a giant Monado.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Sell funeral caskets in a corner of the store, while playing Another One Bites The Dust in the background.

 

[calamitybot]

Start eating fish out of the pet section, dunking your bare hands into the water.

 

[MapleSilver]

Start eating fish out of the pet section, dunking your bare hands into the water.

Then replace each fish in the tanks with fish sticks from the frozen food section.

 

[Ghostkid]

Find a plastic training toliet and start taking a dump in it if anyone asks say that your parents never taught you how to poop properly then shout out loud IM A BIG BOY/GIRL NOW!

 

[dedenne]

say **** you to all of the staff

 

[Midoriya]

Release actual Pokemon that storm the store and destroy everything.

 

[Alienfish]

Open all the crisps bags, drench the crisps in body fluids of your choice and them put em back into the bags as usual

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Dress like a hippie and walk around asking kids if they wanna get in your van

 

[Midoriya]

Say something someone doesn’t want you to say.

 

[ILikeFroakies]

Run around naked with only a banana

 

[Alienfish]

Run around naked with only a banana

omg haha yes.

sit in the middle of the store, put some cheesy 70s easy listening on the PA system, and fake some orgasms.

 

[lunatepic]

put up advertisements for sobeys

 

[Midoriya]

Bring in all the Kongs from Donkey Kong and have them wreck the store

 

[StrayBluet]

sneak up to people then when they aren't looking, blast an airhorn in their ear. Then run off singing "Trolololololo"

 

[Midoriya]

Put grease all over the place, and slip and slide into aisles, crashing them with your Donkey Kong friends.

 

[Dessivue]

Make a huge speech while standing on top of the toilet paper display tower, about how your secret has been discovered... You have an addiction to KFC.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Get some indian guy to shout that he has a bomb