A Million Dollars, BUT

Thats too much

A million dollars, but you have to play the worst song everyday for the rest of your life.
 
I could deal with a couple minutes per day.

A million dollars but your eyes now blink individually, never in synch again.
 
I’m sure I’ll get used to it 😅

A million dollars but all you can watch for the rest of your life is The Simpsons
 
I wouldn't mind that, early seasons are really good.

A million dollars but you can only eat 1 meal of choice for the rest of your life.
 
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I would need to figure out some super duper advanced meal and I could take it, I think.

A million dollars but you randomly throw up once a day for 5 years.
 
Daily? No deal.

A million dollars but you can only make left hand turns to get where you’re going from now on.
 
No, because what if my only option for a turn is a right? That's just asking for a car accident.

A million dollars but you can only play 1 game for the rest of your life. (No game or demo compilations either, only ONE game and that's it.)
 
No... Because that sounds like the kind of deal you'd have to read the fine print on, like, define game - could I never play board games again, or physical games like football, assuming I don't pick those? That sounds miserable.

A million dollars but you have to go to the casino and bet $1,050,000 on red in roulette (so roughly 50/50 chance you either walk away with $2,100,000 in your pocket OR you end up $50,000 in debt).
 
Sure thing! I don't sleep in the dark anyway.

A million dollars, but you have to climb a real life version of Jack's beanstalk. If you fall off, you don't get the million!
 
That’s a sad life for me, I gotta have some cats to keep me company.

A million dollars, but you have to do group presentations everyday…
 
God that's my nightmare, I don't like doing group presentations, or speaking in front of large groups. But sure.

A million dollars but you must become a Pokémon Master by fully completing, and winning every single Pokemon game there ever was. This includes the mobile, remakes, spin offs, and the retro ones. So ones like *Hey you Pikachu, gale of darkness, the Pokeparks, shuffle, cafe, ect are included. All licensed mobile games also must be fully completed. Both let's go Eevee and Pikachu must be completed, you can't do one or the other. Other versions of the same game can be picked (Like if you play Black, you don't have to play white). You gotta play both the original and remake of a game, not one or the other.

Every single Pokemon game ever made, you must accomplish weither your a gamer or not, have fun playing a ton of Pokémon.

If you don't have the console then one will be given to you, along with all the Pokémon games ever made. For Mobile games there will be no freemium pay but you still have to complete them. You don't have to fully complete Pokemon Go.

Then you get your million 👌 Easy peasy right? Have fun completing Magicarp Jump!
 
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omg if that means I can support my loved ones, yes please!! o(〃^▽^〃)o

A million dollars, but you must beat every stage in every PaRappa game (Um Jammer Lammy included) in cool mode (freestyle)!
 
Even though I've never played PaRappa, I used to watch gameplay videos of it and I think it's a game I'd enjoy. That being said, I heard the controls were really wonky and makes it harder to perfect... But if the list includes Um Jammer Lammy, then sure.

A million dollars, but you have to use your non-dominant hand for the rest of your life.
 
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