Corrupt a wish

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but they do not slow down and all their leaves fall off minutes later.

I wish humanity would start colonizing space.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but you'll never get to see it on TV.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

/\ forgot a wish

I wish that I could not be tired

 

[Raayzx]

Ok but then you won't be able to sleep.

I wish I had a kitten.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted. However he/he wants to eat you

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish that I can have every console ever invented.

 

[BenPlusAC]

Granted, but you can only get terrible games.

I wish that I had a time machine that could send me 4 months into the future.

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but it will somehow mess up and will send you to the 1500s.

I wish I could do the splits.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but your trousers will split every time.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish to beat every Pokemon game right now

 

[PunchyTheCat]

Granted, but you get shamed for being a nerd by playing pokemon

I wish I was good at video games

 

[StrayBluet]

Granted but every game you play is so easy for you that they aren't fun anymore.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but every wish you have, a skeleton eating chicken with spider legs will appear in front of you

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish to eat myself.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, you now have an uncontrollable urge to eat yourself. You are not alive for much longer...

I wish my intelligence was multiplied several times.

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but your intelligence will multiply too much that will end up exploding your head.

I wish I had ice-cream rn.

 

[StrayBluet]

Granted but it's orange juice and toothpaste flavored.

I wish for I don't know (from my friend, Addie)

 

[rhinoo]

Granted but potato

I wish for pasta whenever I want

 

[Raayzx]

Granted but it's orange juice and toothpaste flavored.

I wish for I don't know (from my friend, Addie)

You failed coz I would try that and I'm pretty sure I'll end up loving it XD

^
Granted but that pasta will be burnt.

I wish I had a gaming pc.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted but it crashes ever 10 minuets.

I wish I didn’t have a cold

 

[StrayBluet]

Granted, now you are cold. Forever.

I wish I could decide on a dress to wear to my sister's wedding.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but the dress will transform into the most horrid-looking dress you've ever seen.

I wish that I could go back in time to the 70s and be a world renowned rock guitarist.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but you die at age 27.

I wish for the power to grant wishes. I can use this power on myself.