Corrupt a wish

[goro]

granted, now you don't know what anything else is

i wish i didn't feel so lonely

 

[rhinoo]

Granted but now your very very popular and you have to answer extremely odd questions

I wish I could bring ppl back to life

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but as a zombie.

I wish I could sing better

 

[dragonboy]

Granted but u fart when u sing

i wish i could have a wish that wasnt corrrupted

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but you can't think of any wish.

I wish I had sour cream n onion crisps.

 

[rhinoo]

Why? Granted, but they turn into salt and vinegar now.

I wish to be a Rhino

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted. But only for a day

i wish the sims 2 expansions im trying to install would install themselves

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but they are actually a virus that destroys your computer.

I wish for a lawyer so I can write an incorruptible wish.

 

[dragonboy]

Granted but the lawyer is against u

I wish that I could throw a custard pie in my face

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but they are actually a virus that destroys your computer.

I wish for a lawyer so I can write an incorruptible wish.

Correction. My sisters pc, mines too slow cause my dad clogged it up with his stuff even though he has his own pc

@above granted, but it’s poison.

I wish the sims 2 wouldn’t crash when I try to make a pet

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but the pet has to be called Bernard the Nun.

I wish to be called Johnny the Fish

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but you will be eaten by a cat

I wish I could go to Japan

Also maybe for the lols I’ll name my next pet in sims that lol

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, you are instantly warped there, but are arrested due to being in the country illegally. You try to explain it was magic, but all that gets you is legal insanity.

I wish my Gamecube disks weren't at risk of dying.

 

[sigh]

granted, but your gamecube dies instead. time to buy a new one!

i wish i had a billion dollars

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted. But someone robs your house and you lose it all

I wish my nose wasn’t burning

Also I saw a thread like this existed before this, but it’s dead so I suppose it’s fine
sorry if you knew that and wanted to bring it back, that’s my fault.

 

[Jake]

As mentioned, we already have a thread for this.