Corrupt a wish

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I grant it. But after used on yourself, you now can’t grant wishes anymore

I wish I had ac switch right now

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but Isabelle won't even be a part of the game.

I wish I stopped procrastinating.

 

[StrayBluet]

K but you can never, ever stop working.

I wish someone will sell me their Pearl tbt collectible.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but then the member will just ask for it back until they get it.

I wish I had a swimming pool that was filled with jellybeans.

 

[StrayBluet]

A mountain of ants invades the pool and by tomorrow, all the jellybeans are gone and you are left with an empty pool.

I wish vegans were less creative. (from my sister)

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted. But only once they eat an animal.

I wish it would be a Weekend again

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

double post oof

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but in the background of the weekend you have to hear ali-as intro.

I wish to close this thread (jk)

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I keep it open.

I wish my dog would stop biting my hand

 

[rhinoo]

granted but delete every game from existance.

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i wish to meet all my fav yters

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but after you meet them, their channels get terminated

I wish I was better at ssb4wiiu

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but since the above wish cannot be seen due to a post glitch, it doesn’t come true.


I wish I could dive into an endless sea and never have to come out.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but global warming will eventually drain the sea.

i wish I wouldent be as tired

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but you have to slap your best friend every morning.

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I wish to own a pet rock.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted. But it turns into a rhino when your sleeping, and turns back Into a rock when you wake up.

I wish I had another dog, even if I have 3 already

 

[rhinoo]

Granted but you have to eat your favourite one

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I wish to become a monk with powers to fly to Venus and back.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

OH NO! I DONT WANT TO EAT THIS ONE

Granted, but you only can once a month.

I wish I wouldent have to eat the dog above

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but then you have to eat the veggies

I wish I go skydiving.

 

[koopasta]

Granted, but your parachute won't open.

I wish I could get away from my parents.

 

[dragonboy]

Granted but they die

I wish i could have the power of time